Saturday, March 28, 2026

Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  "High Voltage" Kat Carter.  Referees:  "Dad Bod" Sean Orleans & ?.
-"Rock Star" Cordell Cain(w/ "Big Money" Rob Leach) d. B.A. Malkin after the Sliced Bread #2 (5:37).
-"The Rizz God" Calvin Kelly won a four-corner match with Jalon Strong, "The Bitter Brit" Ethan Hunter, and "Lovestruck" Oli Summers when he pinned Summers after a kick to the groin followed by a fisherman buster onto the knee (3:16).
-G.A.Y.("The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy, "The Midwest Succubus" Gwen Neodonna) d. Lonzo "Chicano" Romero, "So Good" Dylan Cole, & Prince Christian Kxriuki; Gwen pinned Lonzo after she and Luminary hit a fireman's-carry Michinoku Driver/jumping knee strike combo (6:52).
-"Chevs" Charli Evans d. "The Stiff Robo Singer" Gary Jay via spinning backfist (13:48).  Afterwards, Charli challenged "The Mad King" Eddie Kingston to a match at next month's show!
-"The Power Rough Girl" Ashlyn Alexander won a four-corner match with King Rahim De La Suede, "The Lone Star Killer" Travis Cudi, and "Cutthroat" Kenny Kalix when she pinned Kalix after the swinging fisherman buster (6:37).
-"The King's Road Slayer" Derek Neal(w/ Greg Jovi) d. "The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams after a low blow behind the referee's back allowed him to finish with the fisherman buster (10:59).
-"Warhorse" Jake Parnell(w/ Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly & "The Man In The Static" Victor Analog) forfeited the Destination Title due to his leg injury, vowing to return and reclaim his title once he's able to do so.
-Nihilation(Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly & "The Man In The Static" Victor Analog) d. The Revolution(Quest Parker & Anthony "Worldwide" Lopes) when Connelly made Lopes tap out to the hangman submission (5:54).
-Johnnie Robbie fought "The Too Turn't Wild Unicorn" Laynie Luck to a no-contest to retain the West Coast Pro Wrestling Women's Title when The Besties In The World(Gateway Heritage Champion "The Guard Dog" Mat Fitchett & "Spitfire" Davey Vega) attacked both women (13:00).  After Robbie and Luck worked together to fight off the Besties, they agreed to a future rematch with Laynie's WWEID Women's Title at stake.
-Grown Man Business("The Street Reaper" Mike Outlaw & "The Grand Regent" Camaro Jackson) d. "The Black Diamond" Luke Langley & "The Solution" Stephen Wolf(w/ Greg Jovi) when Camaro pinned Wolf after the lariat (9:36).
-"The Worst Person You Know" Chase Holliday d. "Legendary" Larry D via rebound lariat (9:30).
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega(w/ "The Versace Of Violence" Nixi X.S.) d. "Deathmatch Jesus" Dimitri Alexandrov with the Brain Eater(brainbuster onto the knee) (8:33).
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt d. "Boy No More" Nick King via Coronation(piledriver) (7:53).
-"Death Wish" Anakin Murphy won a three-way dance with "The Guard Dog" Mat Fitchett(C) and Everett Connors to win the Gateway Heritage Title; Connors was added at the last minute to make it an elimination-style three-way match.  Davey Vega interfered in the bout which led to Fitchett eliminating Connors with the cradle piledriver (9:42).  Later in the match Vega ran back out with Nixi, but Laynie Luck and Johnnie Robbie came out to keep them out of the action.  Fitchett took some abuse in the process, allowing Anakin to capitalize and win with a second-rope Coffin Drop(blind senton) to capture the championship (16:32 total)!

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