Sunday, March 22, 2026

Saturday CHWA Results From Edwardsville, IL

-Ring announcer:  Chris Roedel.  Referees:  Jeb, Freddy Jack Funkhouser, & Will Schultz.
-Jackal d. Evonias after a kick to the groin behind the referee's back (9:13).
-The Great Heathen Army("The Modern Viking" Dir Kolthar & Rynar The Hooligan) d. Tag Team Champions Kai Phoenix & Navi Kai by DQ when international Champion "The Anomaly" I.P. Mason came out to argue with his protege Phoenix, then took a swing at him only to hit Rynar by mistake (9:15).  Phoenix & Kai retained their titles due to the disqualification.
-Xavier Dea'Vaul d. "Beach Body" Ryan Ash by pinfall with the Hand Of Fate(mandible claw) (9:53).
-"The Anomaly" I.P. Mason d. Shylo Nights via fireman's-carry Michinoku Driver to retain the International Title (8:46).
-"The One-Man Zoo" L-Ride(w/ "The Mother Of Butterflies" Madi Monarch & Rocky Baxter) vs. Alexis Valentine(cashing in his 1-Up Title for the title shot) ended in a no-contest when a hooded and masked individual jumped the guardrail to attack both competitors (9:52); L-Ride retained the Undisputed Title.  The interloper revealed himself to be Ramsey Rancid and the rest of Malicious Intent("The Victim Claimer" Alister Crow & "The Rectifier" Waylon Phoenix) ran out to assist as he poured a strange green powder onto the face of the champion...Valentine finally returned to the ring with a chair to run them off.
-King Of The Hill Rumble:
#1 Alexis Valentine
#2 "The Black Panther Johnathan Zulu
#3 International Champion "The Anomaly" I.P. Mason
#4 Devonias
#5 Jake Gold
#6 Tag Team Champion Kai Phoenix
#7 "The Incinerator" Shawn Blaze
#8 Logan Simmons
#9 "The Rectifier" Waylon Phoenix
#10 "Switchblade" Garrett Shanks
#11 "The Mother Of Butterflies" Madi Monarch
#12 Tag Team Champion Navi Kai
#13 Ramsey Rancid (who took his sweet time outside the ring)
The Tag Champs and former champs went right after each other...the Kais worked together to eliminate Shanks, only for Blaze to dump both of the champs over the top.  Then I.P. Mason threw Blaze over to the top to eliminate him.
#14 Jake Prater
#15 "Parasyte" Tyler Nyte
#16 Ron A.G.T.G.
At this point Undisputed Champion L-Ride finally got a hold of Rancid at ringside and threw him into the ring, where several wrestlers he had antagonized dished out some well-earned retribution.  Crow eliminated Devonias.
#17 "The Victim Claimer" Alister Crow
#18 Johnny Banks
#19 "The Modern Viking" Dir Kolthar
Malicious Intent worked together as Crow & Waylon threw out Logan Simmons.  Mason eliminated Ron A.G.T.G.
#20 Andrew "The Wolf" Wilder
#21 Angelo Grimsley(w/ Raziel) (returning from a long absence after James Brady had seemingly 
ended his career)
Waylon was eliminated by Prater and Valentine, then Valentine got some payback on Rancid by throwing him out.
#22 Rynar The Hooligan
#23 Jalon Strong
Contendering tag teams took aim at each other as the STL Connection(Wilder & Zulu) brawled with the Great Heathen Army(D.K. and Rynar).  They fought on the ropes, leading to Wilder and D.K. eliminating each other shortly before Zulu and Rynar did the same on the other side of the ring.
#24 Shawn "CrayZ" Allen
#25 Xavier Dea'Vaul
#26 Shylo Nights
#27 Troy Stewart
Banks came out on top of a battle of big men as he eliminated Crow.
#28 Killian Kayne
Valentine eliminated Madi, ending her lengthy run in the match.
#29 Marquis Harris
Shawn Allen was eliminated by Xavier, then Troy Stewart by Jalon Strong.
#30 Jackal
Xavier threw out Killian.  Parasyte threw Harris over the top and then spit mist in his eyes to get him to fall to the floor.  Xavier tossed out Gold to end Gold's impressive run in the Rumble.  Xavier & Banks worked together to get Prater out.  Jalon threw out Parasyte.  Xavier eliminated Banks to continue his hot streak...but he was eliminated by Valentine shortly after that.  Jalon eliminated Shylo and Mason threw out Grimsley, giving us a final four of Alexis Valentine, I.P. Mason, Jalon Strong, and Jackal.  Mason managed to finally get Valentine out of the match, ending his incredible endurance run at 50:55.  Mason seemed to form a brief pact with Jackal to take out Strong, only to eliminate Jackal himself.  Strong and Mason battled over the ropes and onto the apron, but Strong managed to vault himself back over the ropes to the inside and snap Mason off the ropes to finally send him to the floor for the win (55:35)!
-Sadie Blaze congratulated Strong on his win and announced that he would get his title shot at L-Ride at the April show!

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