Sunday, March 1, 2026

Weekend Rasslin

WWE Elimination Chamber

-Women's Elimination Chamber Match:  Kiana James & Tiffany Stratton started the match, followed by "The Empress Of Tomorrow" Asuka Urai, Alexa Bliss, and "The Eradicator" Rhea Ripley, and Raquel Rodriguez.  Asuka blinded Alexa with green mist, allowing Kiana to roll up Alexa for the first elimination.  Raquel Rodriguez was the final entrant; she gave Kiana a running powerslam through the side of a pod, then gave Asuka the Tejana Bomb(chokeslam bomb) onto Kiana before pinning both at once.  Rhea dove off a pod with a somersault into Raquel on the turnbuckles, then Tiffany hit the Prettiest Moonsault Ever to pin Raquel.  Rhea pinned Tiffany with the Riptide(pumphandle powerbomb) to win the match.
-A.J. Lee d. "The Man" Becky Lynch via Black Widow(octopus hold) to win the Women's Intercontinental Title.
-C.M. Punk d. "The Prince" Finn Bálor after the Go To Sleep to retain the World Title.
-The mystery crate that had been backstage at recent WWE shows was opened to reveal...Donovan Danhausen!
-Men's Elimination Chamber Match:  "The Young O.G." Je'Von Evans & "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes started the match, followed by Trick Williams, "The Maverick" Logan Paul(w/ Paul Heyman & "The Pressure" Austin Theory), L.A. Knight, and Randy Orton.  Eliminations:  Paul pinned Evans after the Paulverizer(belly-to-back throw into a mid-air DDT).  Paul delivered a low blow to Knight and rolled him up for the elimination with a handful of tights.  Paul pinned Trick by stealing the pin after Cody's Crossrhodes(inverted swinging neckbreaker).  As the door was opened to get the eliminated parties out, a masked man attempted to scale the cage...but upon being unmasked, it was another "nobody"(both were Black & Brave students).  Another masked man snuck through the open door and delivered a superkick and advanced curbstomp to Paul, allowing Cody to pin Paul.  The masked man then revealed himself to be Seth "Freakin'" Rollins!  That left Cody and Orton...but they really should close that cage door as WWE Champion Drew McIntyre ran in to hit Cody with his title belt.  Orton dropped Drew with an RKO and Cody hit the champ with the Crossrhodes...but Orton took advantage of Cody's lack of focus and hit the RKO on Cody to win the Chamber!
-In a post-show note:  Due to his interference in the Chamber, Drew was ordered to defend his title against Cody on next Friday's Smackdown!

AEW Collision

-Commentators:  Tony Schiavone & Nigel McGuinness.
-The Death Riders(Claudio Castagnoli, "The Bastard" Pac, "Red Death" Daniel Garcia, & "The Decoder" Wheeler Yuta)(w/ "The Problem" Marina Shafir) d. The Don Callis Family("The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander, "The Murderhawk Monster" Lance Archer, & Roppongi Vice(Trent Berretta & "Azucar" Rocky Romero).  Continental Champion Jon Moxley did commentary and was confronted by "The Alpha" Konosuke Takeshita afterwards.
-"The Psycho Killer" Tommaso Ciampa d. Jay Lethal(w/ The Swirl("Vanilla Baby" Blake Christian & "Big Shotty" Lee Johnson).
-The Brawling Birds(Jamie Hayter & Alex Windsor) d. Gypsy Mac & Tyra Russamee.
-International Champion "The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada & TNT Champion "The Protostar" Kyle Fletcher d. Top Flight("The Inhuman" Dante Martin & "Air Wolf" Darius Martin)(w/ "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels); Don Callis did commentary.  Jet Speed("Speedball" Mike Bailey & "The Jet" Kevin Knight) confronted the winners, saying they couldn't be the best since Knight beat Okada and Bailey beat Fletcher...
-"Timeless" Toni Storm(w/ Luther) d. "The Real Deal" Zayda Steel(w/ Christopher Daniels).  Toni brawled with Marina Shafir after the match and Wheeler Yuta tried to get involved, but Toni pulled off his hat to reveal his newly-bald head.
-"The Cosmic Killer" Kris Statlander & "La Mera Mera" Thunder Rosa d. The Sisters Of Sin(Julia Hart & Skye Blue).
-Andrade El Idolo d. "The Stone Pitbull" Tomohiro Ishii; Don Callis did commentary.  ROH Heavyweight Champion Bandido stared down Andrade to close the show.
-Added to Wednesday's Dynamite:  The Brawling Birds vs. The Inspiraton(Jessie McKay & Cassie Lee).
-Next week on Collision:  The Outrunners(Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd) vs. The Swirl vs. Private Party(Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy) vs. La Faccion Ingobernable("El Toro Blanco" Rush & Dralistico).

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