Friday Zero-One USA Results From Edgewood, IL

From the Patreon livestream, couldn't attend in person:

-Ring announcer: Rob Leach. Referees: Girl Ref With Glasses & Ponytail, Short-Haired Guy With Glasses, Hippie-Looking Dude.
-The Angler d. "The Glitch" Harley Miller with the fisherman suplex (3:55).
-"So Good" Dylan Cole d. "The Dream" Darren Daniel Norman after a double-underhook DDT (4:53).
-Lonzo "Chicano" Romero d. "Roughneck" Joey O'Riley(w/ Big Man Chan) by DQ to retain the Thursday Night Throwdown Title when O'Riley hit Romero with a chair that Romero had brought into the ring (7:45). Afterwards O'Riley teased a solo Conchairto but was talked down by Leach.
-The Light("The Luminary" Jaques Kennedy & "The Midwest Succubus" Gwen Neodonna) d. The Revolution(Quest Parker & Anthony "Worldwide" Lopes) when Luminary made Quest tap out to the Regal Stretch(crossed-leg STF/Border City Stretch combo) (10:06).
-"Diamond Cut" Ace Perry d. "The Anomaly" I.P. Mason via double-jump flying Cutter (7:02).
-El Pringel d. Rilen Quinn in a Pringel Death Match after spearing him through a "door" made of Pringles cans in the corner (10:23).
-"The Menace To Society" B.A. Malkin won a seven-way match with Hippie Johnny, "Cutthroat" Kenny Kalix, "The Crowd Pleaser" Karti Marti, "Godspeed" Noah Clover, "The Rock Star" Cordell Cain, and "Captain Bad Attitude" James Brady to become the first Prospect Trophy holder, winning by making Brady tap out to the sleeperhold (6:52).
-"The Problem Child" Logan Cavazod d. La Estrella to retain the Shining Light Title after pulling off Estrella's mask and small-packaging him for the pin (6:08).
-"Death Wish" Anakin Murphy d. Bart Ender via top-rope double-stomp to the back of the head (10:00).
-"Electric Death" Victor Analog d. Jalon Strong with the brainbuster to retain the Heavyweight Title (11:21).