Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Ring announcer:  "High Voltage" Kat Carter.  Referees:  ?, Sean Orleans, & Dallas Edwards.
-"The Menace To Society" B.A. Malkin & HIppie Johnny d. Rizzky Business("The Rizz God" Calvin Kelly & Cash Kennedy) when Johnny pinned Kelly after a top-rope splash (5:31).
-"More Than A Conquerer" Alvin Falcone d. "Rock Star Made In The STL" Cordell Cain(w/ "Big Money" Rob Leach) with a sitout spinebuster (4:26).
-Jalon Strong won a four-corner match with "Your Local Surfer" Trent Wrigley, "The Head Diva" Davina Thorne, and "The Anomaly" I.P. Mason when he pinned Mason after a cradle face-first piledriver (4:02).
-Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly d. "The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay in a knockouts-only match after hitting him with his chain, leaving Gary unresponsive and unable to continue (6:52).
-"Electric Death" Victor Analog d. "The Power Rough GirL" Ashlyn Alexander via sleeperhold (7:38).
-"The Leader Of The Pack" Stephen Wolf(w/ Greg Jovi) d. "Zesty" Zakk Sawyers with a guillotine hold (7:58).
-"Space Jesus" Billy Starkz & "HeartbreakCORE" Shazza McKenzie d. "Spitfire" Davey Vega & Nick King(w/ "The Versace Of Violence" Nixi X.S.); Shazza pinned King after Billie's swanton bomb (11:00).
-"The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt d. "Dirty White Boy" Adam Priest with the Coronation(piledriver) (15:33).
-"The Whole King" Rahim De La Suede won a six-way match with Quest Parker, Anthony "Worldwide" Lopes, "Godspeed" Noah Clover, "The Worst Person You Know" Chase Holliday, and "The Luminary" Valerie Kennedy(fka Jaques) when he pinned Luminary after the Suede Shoes(driving boot/stomp) (9:21).
-"Death WIsh" Anakin Murphy d. "Raddy Daddy" Cole Radrick via rana pin (9:00).
-"The Last Coyote" Christian Rose d. "The Money" Matt Cage after the Ride The Lightning(modified Go To Sleep) (14:08).
-"The Street Reaper" Mike Outlaw d. "The Grand Regent" Camaro Jackson to retain the Destination Title.  Outlaw focused his attack on Jackson's arm in an attempt to neutralize the lariat, but Jackson was still able to level Outlaw with the move late in the match.  However, Outlaw reversed a pin attempt into a grounded crucifix to score a hard-fought victory (14:44).
-"The Gunslinger" Mat Fitchett(w/ "The Versace Of Violence" Nixi X.S.) d. "The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Williams to retain the Gateway Heritage Title.  Davey Vega ran interference for Fitchett, which brought out Anakin Murphy to fight him off.  However, the chaos allowed Nick King to run in and level Williams with the title belt...Fitchett got the pin after that (15:22).
-NOTES:  Drove compatriot Jeff Milovich to and from the show this evening.  Official Ben Simon Concession Count(tm):  One Mountain Dew (had a fairly big lunch so no food).  Return date is Friday 7/24 with "Bulldozer" Matt Tremont making his Anarchy debut!  It's the start of a busy weekend as I'm planning to make my first trip to Midwest Throwdown Professional Wrestling tomorrow night (Chester, IL), then Glory Pro returns to the beautiful and historic South Broadway Athletic Club on Sunday!