Friday SLA Results From Alton, IL + Other Show Results

-Ring announcer:  "High Voltage" Kat Carter.  Referees: Sean Orleans, Dallas Edwards, & ?.
-"Your Local Surfer" Trent Wrigley won a four-corner match with Lonzo "Chicano" Romero, "The Arkane Assassin" Killian Kayne, and "Top Tier" Jaxon Slater when he pinned Slater after the Tomakazi(aka Unprettier or Killswitch) (5:31).
-"Big Money" Rob Leach offered The Kids' Table(Dexter Daniels & Knox Caulfield) a match on the main card of the next show.
"One Handsome Bastard" B.J. Martin d. "Cutthroat" Kenny Kalix with an inverted DDT (5:35).
-L.G.B.T.("The Limnary" Valerie Kennedy, "The Midwest Succubus" Gwen Neodonna, & Lauren Lockett) d. "The Top Of the Pyramid" Dante Pharaoh, "The Silverback" Jabari King, & "The Count" Sebastian Silvera when Luminary pinned Silvera after a corner dropkick assisted by their team (7:04).
-Austin "Mad Dog" Connelly d. "The Worst Person You Know" Chase Holliday via hangman submission (7:11).
-"Spitfire" Davey Vega & Nick King d. The Revolution(Quest Parker & Anthony "Worldwide" Lopes); King pinned Quest with a German suplex assisted by Vega's superkick (7:13).
-"The Street Reaper" Mike Outlaw d. Leon King after the corkscrew Stunner (9:37).
-The Hooligans(Itchy & Mason Cutter) d. Team Overkill("The Money" Matt Cage & "The Last Coyote" Christian Rose); Mason pinned Cage after he and Itchy hit the wheelbarrow pickup/second-rope flying DDT combo (10:46).
-"Electric Death" Victor Analog d. "Warhorse" Jake Parnell via brainbuster to retain the Destination Title (15:47).  The two appeared ready to shake hands afterwards, but Mad Dog Connelly attacked Warhorse from behind and he and Analog left their former mentor laying in the ring.
-"The Grand Regent" Camaro Jackson won a six-way match with King Rahim De La Suede, Connor Hopkins, "The Power Rough GirL" Ashlyn Alexander, "Rock Star Made In The STL" Cordell Cain(w/ "Big Money" Rob Leach), and "Godspeed" Noah Clover when he pinned Noah after the lariat (9:27).  Afterwards, it was announced that Noah could no longer compete on the main show.
-"Space Jesus" Billie Starkz d. "The Canadian Ddagon" Shimbashi with a sleeper and bodyscissors (11:47).
-Unsigned & Don't Care("The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay, "Death Wish" Anakin Murphy, & "The Baddest Man Alive" Aaron Willams) d. The Jovi Family("The King's Road Slayer" Derek Neal, "The Black Diamond" Luke Langley, & "More Than A Conquerer" Alvin Falcone)(w/ Greg Jovi & "The Head Diva" Davina Thorne) when Gary pinned Falcone after the knockout forearm smash (8:34).
-"The Gunslinger" Mat Fitchett(w/ Nick King) d. "The Monarch" Jeremy Wyatt to retain the Gateway Heritage Title.  Two referees were knocked out of the match and King came back after being ejected to hit Wyatt with the title belt, allowing Fitchett to deliver the flying knee strike for the win (25:02).
-NOTES:  Earlier in the day, J.T.G. was announced as unable to appear at the show; Stephen Wolf was also absent.  Alvin Falcone took Wolf's spot on Jovi's team and Camaro took Falcone's spot in the six-way match.  Official Ben Simon Concession Count(tm):  Hot dog and Mountain Dew at the start of the show, Milky Way and Pepsi at intermission.  Return date is Friday 9/25 back in Alton, IL.  Rare weekend with nothing local on Saturday or Sunday...I'll take the downtime.

As always:  Good night, good luck, and #yaywrestling.

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Friday PWE results from DuQuoin, IL:

-Brandon Barretta d. The Monster Blackwell to retain the Heavyweight Title.
-Curly d. Jerry Morgan.
-Vincent “Ox” Sawyer d. Super Castaldi.
-Sophia Rose d. Shylo Nights to retain the Women's Title.
-The Haute Wings(Calvin Coco & Eagle Eye) d. Jimmy Karryt & Baxtard Bax.
-Kendall Beck d. Derek Fullerton.