Sunday, November 25, 2012

Anarchy Wrestling TV #356

Commentators:  Tim E.D. & Bret Wolverton

Anthony Henry, Joey Rhymer, The Vandal, & Najasism vs. Andrew Pendleton III, Brandon Parker, Tommy Penirelli, & C.B. Suave:  Whole lot of action in this one...finishers fly and the good guys stand tall long enough to hit stereo planchas, leaving Henry and Parker in the ring.  A reversal sequence from those two ends in Henry's Texas Cloverleaf for the tapout.

B(r)o Newsom(w/ Miss Rachel & Senior Official Brent Wiley) vs. Billy Buck for the T.V. Title:  Buck's had a few previous title shots that ended in controversy.  Wiley takes it upon himself to personally keep time as the championship is contested with a ten-minute time limit.  Newsom slows the pace as a heel T.V. Champ tends to do...he also keeps checking with Wiley for the time, giving Buck the opportunity for a few flash pin attempts.  Billy goes on offense and Bo tries to roll out of the ring to buy time, but Buck gets him back in there.  Newsom tries a rollup with a handful of tights...for two.  Buck hits a German suplex...for two.  Buck Wild superkick is teased but Newsom rolls out again and stalls out the clock for the time-limit draw.  Buck wants five more minutes...and promoter Franklin Dove decides to grant his wish!  Newsom protests but Buck throws him back in the ring...Bo takes a swing with the belt but misses, SUPERKICK hits and we have a newwwww Television Champion!

Seth Delay vs. Bobby Moore(joined in progress):  If Moore wins, Delay has to kiss his foot...if Delay wins, Moore must wear a Barney costume.  We skip to Seth's endgame rally as he gets several near-falls in a row, but then he runs into a turnbuckle Flatliner.  Sick Kick...gets two.  Moore gets out the loaded elbowpad but Delay ducks the forearm smash and rolls him up...for two.  Kool Krusher...gets two.  Moore swats him off the top rope and hits the forearm smash, but he takes off his boot instead of going for the pin.  That takes up a lot of time...and Delay stomps on the exposed foot, then tornado-sunset-flips him for the win!

Despite Moore's protests, he does finally don the Barney costume...and the TV show's theme music starts to add to the humiliation.  Moore throws a tantrum...then Delay adds insult to injury with a taste of the brass knuckles.  Hit Seth's music, it's time for some hip-swiveling.

Adrian Hawkins(w/ Tommy Penirelli & C.B. Suave) vs. Stryknyn(w/ Dan Wilson), submission match for the Young Lions' Title:  Todd Sexton is YOUR special guest referee and he's had some past issues with Hawkins, but he appears to be calling it down the middle.  Stryknyn removes his belt and Sexton orders him to throw it away, so he does...right to The Rev who chokes Hawkins with it.  Hawkins discretely removes a turnbuckle pad, then lures Stryknyn into a blind charge to that corner.  Hawkins sends him on a second trip to the exposed metal for good measure...that'll put him in control, yes.  Adrian works on the back to set up a potential Sharpshooter...PSYCHOLOGY~!

Stryknyn makes El Big Comeback...and gets Hawkins in his own Sharpshooter!  Hawkins counters into an attempt at his own hold but Stryknyn's in the ropes.  Stryknyn goes for the Tourniquet(Anaconda Vise) but Hawkins fights out of THAT.  He lines up for the spear but Hawkins leapfrogs, then takes him down into the Sharpshooter from there!  Stryknyn nearly taps but reaches the ropes...leading to a confrontation between Hawkins and Sexton.  Hawkins turns around just in time to get hit with the spear...Stryknyn gets the Tourniquet again but Penirellia distracts Sexton while Suave pulls Hawkins to the ropes!  Sexton finally bashes Penirelli off the apron but does order the hold to be broken upon seeing Hawkins in the ropes.  This time Stryknyn argues with the ref and it costs him as Hawkins clips the knee.  Sharpshooter is attempted again...but Stryknyn nicely maneuvers out of the setup straight into the Tourniquet!  Hawkins has nowhere to go but Tapout City...and we have a newwwww Young Lions' Champion!

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