Commentators: Tim E.D. & Andrew Pendleton III.
Backstage: Jeff G. Bailey confers with Jagged Edge about dealing with Bryan Cassanova...then Jerry Palmer arrives to chat with Bailey. Palmer admits that he has a problem with Bailey's bashing of the military as it pertains to Cassanova...then Bailey gets on Palmer's case about his constant attempts to recruit former allies Iceberg and Slim J. Looks like tension in the ranks of The Elite...
Bu Ku Dao, Blake Wilder, & Bolt Brady vs. Brandon Parker, Kameron Kade, & Mr. B: That's a lot of B's. The face trio shows superb teamwork in the early minutes. Most of these gentlemen are newcomers to the promotion...in fact, it's Mr. B's Anarchy debut. Dao takes the requisite beating for his side, but he flippies his way into a hot tag to Bolt Brady. Welcome to Pier Six! The non-legal men take it outside and Brady maneuvers into a half-straitjacket backcracker on Mr. B for the win...well done. Parker and Kade check on Mr. B only to immediately turn on him...Kade stuns him with an enzuigiri and Parker plants him with a cradle DDT.
Joey Rhymer vs. Bobby Moore: The fans show serious dedication by singing the whole Barney theme to annoy the purple-clad Moore. Moore slows the pace to his liking, but a missed Vaderbomb opens the door for the underdog comeback. Moore stops him in his tracks with a turnbuckle Flatliner but can't put Rhymer away...and he wastes too much time with the trash-talking. Rhymer slaps him in the face and that pisses Moore off...he brings out the loaded elbowpad but Rhymer kicks it out of his hands. Moore goes after it and gets dropkicked out of the ring...but he catches a plancha and slams Rhymer on the edge of the ring. Moore keeps looking for his lost elbowpad, then goes for a chair...but misses the wild swing and Rhymer beats the ten-count for the surprise win! Rhymer wisely gets out of dodge before Moore can seek post-bell retribution...
Todd Sexton vs. Bo Newsom(w/ Miss Rachel): This one breaks down into a brawl on the floor before the match can even start...Sexton hits him with a water bottle and slams him on the floor while they're out there. Miss Rachel stays in the ring for her own safety...Sexton gets a hold of the wooden drink holder(Newsom hit Todd with it in a previous altercation) but Rachel hits him from behind with her clipboard to distract him. They FINALLY get the action into the ring, the opening bell rings just in time for Todd to reverse an Irish whip right into the referee. Sexton takes Newsom down into the Crippler Crossface and Bo's tapping, but YOUR senior official Brent Wiley(Todd's brother) orders a disqualification due to the pre-match attack. An irate Sexton demands a no-DQ rematch with Bo and WANTS Wiley to officiate...he dubs the Newsom/Rachel pair "Bo And The Ho".
The Movement(Najasism & The Vandal) vs. The Washington Bullets(Jon & Trey Williams): Winners get the next Tag Team Title shot at the Urban Assault Squad(Shadow Jackson & Nemesis). The Bullets turned on the Movement duo after a recent eight-man tag, leading to this grudge match. Najasism goes on the attack right away and they go to work on Trey...AP3 jokes that he wouldn't wish a Tag Title shot on either of these teams given the opposition awaiting them. Najasism & Vandal maintain the momentum against Jon but the Bullets finally get Najasism in their corner...Naja tries a flying rana off the ropes only to get blocked by Trey for a turnbuckle powerbomb!
Cue the face-in-peril segment...Jon boots Vandal off the apron for fun while Trey Stunguns Najasism on the guardrail. Naja won't quit, but Jon meets an aerial move off rope two with a pair of knees to the gut. Najasism gets some separation with a jawbreaker on Jon, then fights both men until finally forward-roling into a tag to Vandal! The house is on fire and Naja tags back in for some teamwork ending with a Najasism somersault neckbreaker on Jon onto Vandal's knees! Trey breaks up the ensuing pin attempt and disposes of Vandal, leaving Najasism in a two-on-one situation...double-team Ego Trip! Cover by Trey...only gets two! Jon tags in and they set up for one more double-team, but Vandal low-bridges Trey as Naja counters the wheelbarrow pickup by Jon into a victory roll and flash pin!
Next episode: 14-Man Mega Rumble plus Stryknyn defends the Young Lions' Title against C.B. Suave.
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