Saturday DPW Results From Fenton, MO

-Brandon Espinosa started the show by complaining about how he wasn't getting another title shot and wouldn't even be able to challenge Ricky Cruz as he was wrestling in Mexico this weekend.  However, he was cut off from further verbage by the arrival of his opponent for the evening...
-Brandon Espinosa d. Rocket Mapache after the brainbuster (7:20).
-Tag Team Champion(?) Jayden Fenix, "The Millenial" Danny Adams", & "The Alternative" Ozzie Gallagher(w/ Travis Cook, Michael Magnuson, Dave DeLorean, & Alexander P. Dixon, Esquire) d. "Young & Dangerous" Evan Morris, Keon Option, & Justin D'Air when Gallagher rolled up Option with a handful of tights (8:00).
-Executive Director Mark Bland interviewed Elvis Aliaga about his title shot in the main event...Jake Dirden came out and declared that it MIGHT be in his best interests if Aliaga won the belt.  Elvis agreed to give him the first title shot if he won and the two shook hands...but that brought out Heavyweight Champion Mike Outlaw who said he'd be more than happy to give Dirden the next shot if he retained the title.
-The Bumrush Brothers("The Don Mega" Shorty Biggs & Outtkast) d. Tag Team Champions The Black Hand Warriors(Michael Magnuson & Dave DeLorean)(w/ Travis Cook, Jayden Fenix, & Alexander P. Dixon, Esquire) by DQ when Travis Cook broke up the pin after Shorty & Outtkast hit their Samoan Drop/flying boot combo on DeLorean (18:08).  Shorty & Outtkast had challenged Magnuson & DeLorean to put the belts on the line in what was originally scheduled to be a non-title match; Travis only agreed to the proposition if Shorty & Outtkast agreed to break up as a team if they lost.
-Jackal d. "Dirdey" Jake Dirden in an I Quit Match; Jackal brought out a shopping cart full of weapons for use in the matchup.  Dirden tried to use a metal spike to attack Jackal, but Jackal retaliated with tongs to the groin region.  Jackal got a hold of the spike and threatened Dirden with it, but Dirden declared himself to be "above" this(he'd already been guaranteed the next title shot) and he quit before Jackal could do any serious damage with the spike (20:44).
-Mike Outlaw d. Elvis Aliaga with the High Noon(top-rope elbowdrop) to retain the Heavyweight Title (14:30).  After the match, Travis Cook brought out Dirden and all three Black Hand Warriors to surround the champion...but Jackal, Keon Option, and Justin D'Air hit the ring to even the odds.  The Travis Cook Organization backed off once they saw the odds had been evened...