Saturday SLA Results From Alton, IL

-Jojo Bravo d. "The Big Mustache On Campus" Mikey McFinnegan with a jackknife cradle (6:21).
-Ricky Starks d. Brandon Espinosa; Angelus Layne came out to Espinosa's corner and attempted to "forgive" him for his actions of the previous night.  However, Layne's interference eventually backfired and Starks got the win with the Angel's Wings (8:31).  Espinosa tried to punch Angelus again after the match, but she blocked it and beat him down with forearms.
-"The Madman" Paco Gonzalez won a six-way match with "The Littlest Viking" Jake Parnell, Donovan Danhausen, Jordan Lacey(w/ Greg Jovi), Alex Castle, and Angelus Layne when he pinned Layne after a turnbuckle-walk DDT (10:51).  Afterwards, Castle teased helping Layne to her feet but dropped her back to the mat.
-"The Millenial" Danny Adams d. Steve O. Reno with a double-leg pin and feet on the ropes (8:02).
-Zakk Sawyers d. Trik Davis after a brainbuster (11:24).
-A.C.H. d. Louis Lyndon by hitting a Stone Cold Stunner, then following up with his new version of the Hero's Grip(German suplex into a modified O'Connor Roll) for the pin (19:05).
-Davey Vega(w/ A.C.H.) d. Jonathan Gresham; Gresham focused on Vega's previously-injured leg and blinded Vega with green mist at one point, but Vega kept fighting.  A suplex fight ended in Vega delivering a brainbuster onto the knee for the victory (14:21).
-Mat Fitchett d. Evan Gelistico after a modified flying headscissors into a head spike (10:27).
-"American Viking" Alexandre Rudolph d. Jon Heiken with the Goozleplex(half-throttle released German suplex) (6:13).
-Gerald James d. "The Madman" Paco Gonzalez in a best-of-three-falls match to retain the Heavyweight Title.  Gerald won the first fall via lariat (4:27).  Paco delivered an offensive flurry that included a turnbuckle-walk DDT, superkick, exploder suplex, and another superkick for a huge pinfall to even the score (10:53).  Paco withstood a huge assault by the champion, even surviving two Michinoku Drivers, but Gerald finally beat down Paco until the referee stopped the match (13:57).
-Tag Team Title Tournament:  The Hooligans(Devin & Mason Cutter) d. Team BOSS("The Rebel" Jeremy Wyatt & Christian Rose)(w/ Greg Jovi) to become the first Tag Team Champions.  At one point, Wyatt bashed Devin with a chair and rammed him into the wall; that led to The Viking War Party(Rudolph & Parnell) helping Devin to the backstage area, leaving Mason on his own against both members of Team BOSS.  Mason toughed out a lot of abuse, including a belt shot from Gerald James behind the referee's back.  Devin finally returned to the match and evened things up...after a lot of close calls on each side, Mason pinned Rose after the wheelbarrow/second-rope DDT double-team finisher (24:08)!
-After the match, Evan Gelistico hit the ring in a suit accompanied by three other men in suits:  Danny Adams, "Risky Business" Everett Connors, and the returning Adam Raw!  They beat down the new Tag Champs and Evan Gelistico, brandishing a book labeled "THE RULES", declared that this was "The Cause" he was following...