Midweek wrestling

WWE Main Event

-Commentators:  Tom Phillips & Byron Saxton.
-Bray Wyatt & The Wyatt Family(Luke Harper & Erick Rowan) d. Sin Cara & Los Matadores(Fernando & Diego)(w/ El Torito) when Wyatt pinned Sin Cara after the Sister Abigail.
-Natalya Neidhart d. Aksana Raudoniene(w/ Alicia Fox) with the Sharpshooter.
-Intercontinental Champion Big E Langston d. Drew McIntyre(w/ Jinder Mahal)(non-title) after a tilt-a-whirl Big Ending.  Jinder issued an impromptu challenge...
-Intercontinental Champion Big E Langston d. Jinder Mahal(w/ Drew McIntyre)(non-title) with the Big Ending.

TNA XPlosion

-Commentator:  Jeremy Borash.
-Austin Aries d. Frankie Kazarian after the brainbuster to retain the X-Division Title.

WWE NXT

Commentators:  Tom Phillips, S. William Regal, & Alex Riley.  Ring announcer:  Byron Saxton.

Natalya Neidhart, Emma Tayla, & Bayley Rose vs. Alicia Fox, Summer Rae, & Sasha Banks(w/ Charlotte Flair):  Renee Young joins the broadcast team for this one...did she just do the Larry Zbyszko salute?  The commentators wonder if Alicia Fox is an honorary member of the Beautiful Fierce Females.  Tom passes along the info that Emma finally gets her rematch with Paige Knight for the NXT Women's Title on the live special in two weeks.  Meanwhile...YAY WRESTLING~!  Everyone gets a turn in the ring until the Alicia/Summer/Sasha team isolates Bayley.  The fans want Emma but Bayley keeps getting cut off from her corner...she finally reverses a suplex by Summer and tags in Emma!  Emma goes to town on Alicia and nails Summer and Sasha for full house-afire points.  Alicia wants a tag but Summer and Sasha take a walk...so much for that partnership.  Emma takes Alicia down into the Emma Lock(inverted STF) for the tapout, scoring her second win in a row over the former Women's Champion!

Colin Cassady vs. Aiden English:  Regal is overcome with emotion after Aiden's musical entrance.  Cassady overpowers English in the early going...but Aiden snaps his throat off the top rope and follows up with a swinging neckbreaker.  English focuses on the neck but misses a legdrop, allowing Big Cass to make the comeback.  S-A-W-F-T~!  IT'S THE BIG FOOT is ducked but Cass catches the cross-bodyblock attempt...only for Aiden to escape the slam attempt and kick out the knee from behind.  One Director's Cut(cobra clutch Side Effect) later, English gets the win.

Sami Zayn makes his entrance...he's still limping a bit but he doesn't need crutches any more.  OLE~!  He's watched his best-of-three-falls match with Antonio Cesaro over and over, but he's still figuring out where he went wrong in that loss.  That brings out Cesaro himself...Cesaro thinks he's sounding pathetic and there was no way he could have won that bout.  Cesaro feels Zayn will have a great career..."down here".  Cesaro thinks he should get over it...he was "close, but no cigar".  Zayn respects him, especially the fact that he's on the main roster but still chooses to wrestle on NXT for the sake of competition.  He'll fight anyone but he won't accept Zayn's rematch challenge...why is that?  Cesaro says he has nothing more to prove...the fans chant for One More Time.  Zayn says Cesaro could prove it to himself one more time...or maybe he's scared that Zayn will beat him next time?  Cesaro asks him if his knee is medically cleared...Zayn says he'll be fine, but Cesaro wants no excuses if he beats Zayn again.  Zayn extends his hand, then offers a pinky-swear instead...heh.  YES~!  However, Cesaro says his answer is still no and then kicks out the bad knee...ha ha.  Chief Operating Officer Triple H decides he wants the final say in this...the fans even chant "Best For Business".  HHH isn't cleared NOW but it will be for the live special in two weeks...that's when the rematch WILL happen!

Tye Dillinger vs. C.J. Parker:  Dillinger is the artist formerly known as Shawn/Gavin Spears...haven't seen him around these parts in a few years.  The fans don't know Dillinger too well, but they root for him because they reeeeeally hate Parker.  Regal says he's still feeling the effects of his own match with Cesaro and worries about Zayn's safety.  Tye outwrestles him for a bit but C.J. snapmares him before landing a senton.  Airplane spin sets up the Third Eye(uppercut palm strike)...that'll do it.  Time for some enlightenment...why don't people love him?  He reduces, reuses, and recycles!  He drives a fuel-efficient Ford Fiesta!  The "sheeple" boo him but the fans are the ones melting the polar ice caps, burning a hole in the ozone later, cutting trees, and spilling oil.  They're incapable of loving...and now C.J. Parker has no love for them.

Jason Jordan & Marcus Louis vs. The Wyatt Family(Luke Harper & Erick Rowan)(w/ Bray Wyatt):  Interesting choice for the feature bout...looks like squash is in season.  Huge pop for the Wyatts' entrance.  Louis gets mauled right out of the gate, then Harper wipes out Jordan before mowing down Louis with the discus lariat...good night.  Bray enters the ring to add his finishing touch, dropping Jordan with the Sister Abigail.  Time for some words of wisdom...they've already laid waste to this domain, but they don't forget where they came from.  Follow The Buzzards(tm)...and jump-cut out.

TNA Impact

-Commentators:  Mike Tenay & Taz.
-Ladder Match With Both Feast-Or-Fired Briefcases On The Line:  Phil Gunner vs. Ethan Carter III ended in a no-contest when Heavyweight Champion Brutus Magnus interfered.  James Storm mad the save and Montel Vontavious Porter ordered the match to continue as a tag team bout.
-Ladder Match With Both Feast-Or-Fired Briefcases On The Line:  James Storm & Phil Gunner d. Heavyweight Champion Brutus Magnus & Ethan Carter III when Gunner retrieved the briefcases from above the ring.
-Samoa Joe & The American Wolves(Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards) d. Tag Team Champions The Bro Mans(Robbie Eckos & Jessie Godderz) & Shiima Xion when Joe made Xion tap out to the Kokita Clutch.
-Montel Vontavious Porter d. Rockstar Spud after the Ballin' Elbow and the Drive-By Kick.
-Velvet Sky vs. Chris Sabin never really happened; Velvet hit Sabin with a low blow, but Sabin revealed he was wearing a cup...so Velvet gave him another low blow.  She beat him down, but Alpha Female entered the ring and manhandled Velvet, leaving her laying after a full nelson.
-Ken Anderson d. Bully Ray in a casket match after giving Ray the Mic Check into the casket and closing the lid.
-Next week:  Magnus-Gunner for the title.