Saturday DPW Results From Fenton, MO

-Ace Hawkins d. Spi-Ral; Hawkins tried to bring the ring bell into the match but the referee took it away from him.  As the ref was returning the bell to the timekeeper's table, Ace puned Spi-Ral in the groin to get the cheap win.
-"The Littlest Viking" Jake Parnell won a triple threat match with Everett Connors and Rocket Mapache when he pinned Mapache after a 450 Splash.
-Brandon Aarons d. "The Alternative" Brandon Gallagher after a pumphandle half-nelson suplex.
-Executive Director Mark Bland got into another confrontation with Heavyweight Champion Ricky Cruz; with Jeremy Wyatt and Lucy Mendez both barred from the building, Bland made the night's title match a no-DQ bout.
-Jack Gamble(w/ Travis Cook) d. "The Don Mega" Shorty Biggs; Travis distracted the referee from seeing Shorty get a potential pinfall after a pumphandle driver, allowing Gamble to recover and score the win after a superkick.
-Outtkast d. Alexandre Rudolph(w/ Jake Parnell) after a corkscrew senton off the top rope.
-Ricky Cruz fought "Dirdey" Jake Dirden to a no-contest in a no-DQ match to retain the Heavyweight Title.  Things got out of hand almost immediately as Dirden threw Cruz out of the ring and through the timekeeper's table.  Chairs were used as weapons by both men and Cruz focused his attack on Dirden's leg, but then Cruz blinded Dirden with powder and handcuffed him to the turnbuckles.  Cruz went to town on Dirden with a kendo stick, then superkicked referee Keith Smith Jr. when he tried to stop the assault.  The second referee Patrick Hook ran in to take over the match but Cruz wiped him out with the kendo stick, bringing Mark Bland into the ring.  Cruz and Bland finally came to blows, but Cruz got the upper hand and trapped Bland in a leglock.  Meanwhile, Dirden unscrewed the turnbuckle to get free, then finally rallied against Cruz until Cruz took out his knee again.  Ricky cuffed Dirden's hands behind his back and got out a pair of scissors, threatening to cut his hair and beard until Shorty and Outtkast hit the ring with chairs to run him off.