Saturday DPW Results From Glen Carbon, IL

-"TNT" Keny G started the show by hyping the "Stroke Ain't No Joke" benefit event on July 12th.
-Billy McNeil d. "The Alternative" Brandon Gallagher after a top-rope double-kneedrive to the back of the head.
-"The Fittest Wrestler On Earth" Mark Sterling d. Jackal after an Air Raid Crash.
-"Showtime" Bradley Charles d. Mike Outlaw via TKO.
-The Professionals(Shawn Santel & Mauler McDarby)(w/ Travis Cook) defeated Dash Rando & Cavana Fantastic(aka C.J. McManus); Rocket Mapache was out of action and Fantastic volunteered to be Rando's partner.  However, Fantastic walked out on Rando late in the match; McDarby pinned Rando after a Mafia Kick from Santel followed by a running boot to the face by McDarby.  After the match, Fantastic re-entered the ring and dropped Rando with a superkick.
-"Ironman" Ken Kasa(w/ Travis Cook) d. Mike Sydal; Cook grabbed Sydal's yoga mat away from him and the referee had to get between the two.  In the chaos, Ricky Cruz threw Kasa's spiked facemask into the ring and Kasa hit Sydal with it for the tainted win.
-"The King Of Chaos" Ricky Cruz d. Outtkast in a Hardcore Chaos Match to retain the Heavyweight Title.  Outtkast was busted open after Cruz raked a cheese grater across his forehead.  Ricky handcuffed Outtkast to the ropes, which brought Executive Director Mark Bland to the ring to confront Cruz.  The referee unlocked the cuffs and Outtkast charged at Cruz, but Cruz sidestepped him and Kast accidentally knocked Bland off the ring apron.  Cruz attacked Bland and all of the referees went out to restore order...but Jeremy Wyatt jumped the guardrail and DDTed Outtkast on a stop sign!  Cruz got a near-fall after that and another close two-count after a powerbomb onto thumbtacks, but he finally got the win after an Air Raid Crash off the apron and through the timekeeper's table!
-"The Rebel" Jeremy Wyatt d. Brandon Aarons with the leg-over-head half-crab(Stretch Muffler?).  After the match, Dynamo co-promoter Crystal Yount ordered Wyatt and his cohorts into a six-man tag match...
-Outtkast, Billy McNeil, & Mike Sydal d. Heavyweight Champion Ricky Cruz, Ken Kasa, & Jeremy Wyatt(w/ Travis Cook).  As the referee was attempting to maintain order, Wyatt took a swing at Outtkast with the title belt but hit Cruz by mistake when Outtkast ducked out of the way.  Outtkast threw Wyatt out of the ring and got the win with a pinfall on the Dynamo Champion!