Sunday, September 2, 2012

NWA Anarchy TV #344

Commentators:  Tim E.D. & John Johnson(still in a neckbrace after Hostile Environment).

Joey Rhymer vs. John Skyler:  Skyler held the Young Lions' Title for a few weeks...meanwhile, Rhymer's wins have been few and far between.  Skyler hits the slingshot spear but doesn't go for the win...he lays back in an arrogant cover and Rhymer crucifixes him for a CLOSE near-fall.  Skyler declares playtime over and finishes for real with the Sliced Bread #2.

Mikael Judas, Billy Buck, & Brodie Ray Chase vs. Heavyweight Champion Shaun Tempers, T.V. Champion Bo Newsom, & Jagged Edge(w/ Jeff G. Bailey):  Tempers is quick to tag out when Judas tags in...Newsom rakes the eyes when Judas turns his attention to Jagged Edge, but the SMALL PACKAGE~! only gets a one-count.  Chase is isolated from his corner by the NWA Elite trio...we are reminded that he hasn't been a consistent in-ring competitor in a while.  Buck gets into the action only to get into trouble himself...but he catches Tempers with a surprise Samoan Drop and makes the tag to Judas!  Judas cleans house but Tempers & Newsom run interference to prevent the big showdown with Jagged Edge.  Chase knocks Jagged Edge out of the ring and they brawl on the floor...Chase eats ringpost and Judas tags Buck so he can go after Jagged Edge.  Those two fight on the floor and Judas throws Tempers into Jagged Edge...meanwhile, Buck takes out Newsom with the Buck Wild superkick and pins the Television Champion!  After the match, Judas gives Newsom a chokeslam for fun.

The Vandal vs. Andrew Pendleton III:  AP3 doesn't feel like The Vandal is a quality opponent...so he hands things over to his "associate".

The Vandal vs. The Black Butler(w/ Andrew Pendleton III):  This newcomer is dressed like a butler with a white mask.  He's not a very BIG guy, but he seems to know what he's doing in the ring to some extent.  Vandal delivers a modified pumphandle slam but AP3 distracts the ref...that gives the masked man the opening to deliver an armscissored variation of Derrick Bateman's bulldog/headspike finisher.  Cover, pin, and the masked man gets his first win in NWA Anarchy.

Pendleton officially introduces his charge after the match, but he's interrupted by Pendleton's former partner J.T. Talent.  We haven't seen him in a long time...Talent introduces himself to the Butler as "the guy (Pendleton)'s been trying to replace for the past two years"...ouch.  Talent & Money were on top of the world...but Talent feels like AP3 has gone downhill since then.  Pendleton retorts by saying that he's not taking career advice from someone who doesn't HAVE a career...he blames Talent for breaking up the team and calls him a cripple.  However, it turns out J.T. may just be healed enough for a return...he's not seeing 2009 "Money", just pocket change.  Pendleton slaps Talent and J.T. confronts his former partner, but the Butler attacks from behind.  Talent turns the tide and drops the Butler with Paydirt...Pendleton decides he was just leaving.  How about Talent vs. Money at the next show?  That'll work.

The Hate Junkies(Dany Only & Stryknyn, w/ Dan Wilson) vs. The Urban Assault Squad(Shadow Jackson & Nemesis, w/ Jerry Palmer), Hangman's Match:  This is the specialty of the UAS...the only way to win is to hang both opponents over the top rope simultaneously.  No tags in this one...it's a fight from start to finish.  Palmer isn't shy about getting involved with his axhandle...Shadow attacks Only with the weapon and busts him open.  The fight goes over the guardrail and up the bleachers...then the nooses come into play.  The Reverend, not above dirty tactics, throws the Staff Of Righteousness into the situation.

It's essentially a no-DQ matchup, but Palmer is interfering freely and, coincidentally, senior official Brent Wiley is overseeing this matchup.  Now Nemesis is bloody...hey, chairs, why not?  The chairs are piled up in the middle of the ring...Shadow attacks The Rev and ties him to the ringpost, but Only drops Nemesis on the chairs with a Rock Bottom!  Six chairs are set up in the ring where Only and Nemesis are fighting...meanwhile, Shadow and Stryknyn are brawling on the floor with Jerry Palmer adding his two cents.  Nemesis tries to superplex Only onto the chairs, but Stryknyn enters the ring to powerbomb Nemesis off the turnbuckles onto the chairs!  Only still got superplexed so he didn't come out of that too well himself.  Shadow enters the ring to hit Stryknyn with a Stone Cold Stunner, then hangs him over the ropes...but both opponents have to be hung at the same time for the win.  Only is left along with the UAS as Palmer pummels Stryknyn with the axhandle...then Only is hung over the ropes and the Urban Assault Squad members are the winners.

Of course the NWA Elite members aren't done as Nemesis keeps Only hung over the ropes...Stryknyn is tied to the ringpost and Shadow destroys Only with a chair.  Finally Brodie Ray Chase leads the troops out to the ring area, but the damage has been done...

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