Sunday, September 23, 2012

NWA Anarchy TV #347

Commentators:  Tim E.D. & Brett Wolverton.

Miss Rachel introduces General Manager Jerry Palmer, Jeff G. Bailey, and the NWA Elite...lucky us.  We have Heavyweight Champion Shaun Tempers, T.V. Champion B(r)o Newsom, The Urban Assault Squad(Shadow Jackson & Nemesis) and Se7en in attendance.  Bailey addresses Billy Buck's request for another shot at Bo...Buck had receied a title shot, but only RIGHT after a tough match with Jacoby Boykins which allowed Newsom to score an easy win.  Bailey says that Buck will have to beat Se7en to earn another shot...then Palmer grants the Urban Assault Squad a shot at the Tag Team Titles.  How gracious of him.

Johnny Dangerous vs. Jacob Ashworth:  Dangerous has picked up a few wins lately but Ashworth is fresh off a recent heel turn.  Dangerous goes aerial and hits a nice tornado DDT, but Ashworth catches an aerial move to deliver a fallaway slam.  Ashworth finishes with the short-arm clothesline...wow, that move's making a comeback lately.  Ashworth continues his assault until Anthony Henry makes the save and they brawl back to the dressing room.

Joey Rhymer vs. Bobby Moore:  Rhymer decides on the duck-and-run strategy...that works for a little while but not for long.  Rhymer gets a flurry of offense but the size difference is too much to overcome.  The referee checks on Rhymer and Moore loads up the elbowpad...so Seth Delay comes out and nails him with the brass knuckles!  The official didn't see the interference...so Rhymer takes what is offered and hits a swanton bomb for the surprise win!  Delay and Rhymer decide a post-match hip swivel is in order...why not?

Vandal & Najasism vs. Tommy Penirelli & C.B. Suave:  For those who came in late, those are the artists formerly known as Tommy Daniels & C.B. Gibson.  Suave does a good job with the pre-match promo, saying that Young Lions' Champion Adrian Hawkins is resting after his last successful title defense and John Johnson is on the phone with Hollywood agents.  Penirelli speaks well himself...don't know if they really need a manager then, heh.

Oh yeah, wrestling match.  Vandal & Najasism turn things around after an early-match attack and show some impressive teamwork...then Najasism nails a huge no-hands somersault plancha onto both men!  However, the good guys go to the well once too often and Najasism's frog splash hits the knees of Penirelli.  Now the heel team takes over...but Penirelli tries going to the ropes and gets caught with a springboard enzuigiri!  Tags on both sides...and Vandal goes to town on Suave!  Zigzag gets two and Vandal tags Najasism back in to finish...but Penirelli takes out Vandal as Najasism hits the Macho Elbow on Suave...for two.  Najasism is left in a two-on-one situation and Suave gets the three-count after a Rockerplex(vertical suplex by Penirelli with a cross-body off the top by Suave, for you young'uns).

Billy Buck vs. Se7en(w/ Jeff G. Bailey):  Buck has an uphill battle here, but winning is the only way he can get another shot at Bo Newsom's T.V. Title.  Billy clips the knee and goes after the leg...good strategy, but Se7en is still able to power out of his predicament.  Buck goes back to the leg and wraps it around the ringpost, but Se7en blocks the Buck Wild superkick and powerslams him with authority.  Se7en chokes and pummels Buck in the corner and referee Dee Byers(NOT Brent Wiley) has trouble convincing him to back off.  Se7en throws Buck to the floor where Bailey gets in a few quick stomps...why not?

Buck barely beats the ten-count but has trouble making a full comeback...but he clips the knee again, that'll work.  Superkick attempt is blocked again and Se7en sets up for his chokeslam finisher, but Buck goes up and over into a sunset flip and transitions into a figure-four leglock!  Bailey has to reach into the ring and rake the eyes of Buck to avert disaster.  Se7en Brogue-Kicks Buck over the top rope and follows him out...but another Brogue Kick hits ringpost and Buck beats the count for the win!

Newsom quickly hits the ring and takes a swing with the title belt, but Buck avoids it and superkicks him!  The referee suddenly decides this is an impromptu match and rings the bell...

Bo Newsom vs. Billy Buck for the T.V. Title:  Cover, pin...new champ?  Hey, last time the title shot came RIGHT after Buck earned it in a match, so why not?  Nope...Jerry Palmer comes out with senior official Brent Wiley and says Buck did earn a title shot...but not tonight, so Bo Newsom is still the champion.

Next week:  Azrael & Slim J vs. Urban Assault Squad for the Tag Team Titles.

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