Monday, September 10, 2012

NWA Anarchy TV #345

After we went off the air last week:  Dany Only was stretchered out of the building.

Commentators:  Tim E.D. & John Johnson(removing his neckbrace).

Johnny Dangerous vs. Bobby Moore:  Dangerous appears to have things going his way, but Moore avoids a moonsault.  It looks like Moore is ready to capitalize, but Seth Delay arrives with his rendition of the Barney theme song.  That distraction is enough for Dangerous to get an O'Connor Roll for the flash pin...Seth readies the brass knuckles, but Moore bails out of the ring.  Delay decides to finish up his musical number...Moore is not impressed.  Delay and Dangerous do a team version of the post-match hip-swivel for fun.

Billy Buck addresses the fans...he superkicked and pinned T.V. Champion Bo Newsom in a recent tag match and feels he deserves a title shot.  An unidentified lady makes her entrance to introduce General Manager Jerry Palmer for his response...Palmer introduces her as Miss Rachel, administrative assistant to the NWA Elite.  He isn't going to hand a title shot to anyone...so if he wins his next match, he'll get that title shot.

Billy Buck vs. Jacoby Boykins:  This is definitely a tall order for Buck...he sticks and moves for a little while, but Boykins catches a move off the second rope for a huge Rock Bottom.  Jacoby dominates the action for several minutes...but takes too much time in finishing the job and Buck nails the Buck Wild superkick out of nowhere!  Buck covers for the pin, despite referee Brent Wiley hesitating on the third count.  Palmer is furious and declares that Buck will get his title shot...right now.

Bo Newsom(w/ Jerry Palmer & Miss Rachel) vs. Billy Buck for the T.V. Title:  With Buck in bad shape from his previous matchup, Newsom simply small-packages Buck for the pin to retain his title...har har.  Buck decides to superkick Newsom on the way out...Palmer rants that Buck won't get any more title shots since he lost this opportunity.

Palmer and his new lady friend remain at ringside as Palmer introduces Jeff G. Bailey(w/ Jagged Edge) to enlighten the unwashed masses.  We need to determine a top contender to Heavyweight Champion Shaun Tempers...so Bailey throws out an open challenge for anyone to face Jagged Edge.  If anyone can survive a three-minute challenge, they'll earn a title shot.

Najasism vs. Jagged Edge(w/ Jeff G. Bailey, Jerry Palmer, & Miss Rachel):  Yeahhhhh.  Najasism executes his own stick-and-move strategy...to a point.  Jagged Edge catches a springboard cross-body and gives him a backbreaker, then boosts him up into an Alpha Bomb and that's all she wrote.  Bailey asks if anyone ELSE wants to take the challenge...Tommy Daniels comes out and brings C.B. Gibson with him.  The bell rings and Daniels bails out of the ring, sending Gibson into the fray.  They think about fighting Jagged Edge two-on-one, but then shake hands with Jerry Palmer and walk away.  Ha ha.  Bailey reissues the challenge and we get another taker...

Brodie Ray Chase vs. Jagged Edge(w/ Jeff G. Bailey, Jerry Palmer, & Miss Rachel):  Brodie does a better job than his predecessors...he takes his time and runs down the clock in the process.  Jagged Edge finally catches up to him, but two minutes have elapsed and he's got to finish the job.  Jagged Edge hits a belly-to-belly suplex but only gets a two-count...slam and elbowdrop get two...another cover gets two...and the three-minute time limit expires!  Amazingly, Brodie Ray Chase is the #1 contender to the Heavyweight Title...but he immediately gets triple-teamed by Jagged Edge and the Urban Assault Squad.  We need a save...enter Mikael Judas!  Palmer's STILL not done for the night so he orders an impromptu tag match...

Mikael Judas & Brodie Ray Chase vs. The Urban Assault Squad(w/ Jerry Palmer):  Chase is in rough shape after his encounter with Jagged Edge so the UAS members immediately go after him.  Tim E.D. notes that Najasism made a good effort while Daniels & Gibson just walked away...Johnson comments that he'll have to have a talk with those two.  Hmm.  The heels dominate as Judas is forced to wait on the apron for a tag...on top of that, senior official Brent Wiley is the referee for the matchup.  Brodie avoids a Nemesis senton and FINALLY makes the tag to Judas...time to clean house!  Judas tags Chase back into the ring to finish off Shadow, then goes out after Nemesis...Jagged Edge attacks Judas at ringside as Brodie plants Shadow with the double-underhook DDT.  Chase has the pin but the referee is distracted by the fight on the floor.  Shaun Tempers hits the ring to BELT Brodie and puts Shadow on top for the cover just in time for the crooked ref to turn around and make the three-count!

Judas isn't done and lifts the ring steps with the intent to send them flying in the direction of the NWA Elite...they get out of dodge in a hurry.

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