WWE Raw

-Commentators:  Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, & John Bradshaw Layfield.
-Bray Wyatt & The Wyatt Family(Luke Harper & Erick Rowan) d. John Cena, Sheamus O'Shaunessy, & Intercontinental Champion Big E Langston when Wyatt pinned Big E after the Sister Abigail.
-Coming soon to the main roster:  Bo Dallas.  BO-LIEVE~!
-Santino Marella & Emma Tayla d. Johnny Fandango & Summer Rae when Emma made Summer tap out to the Emma Lock(inverted STF).
-Long story short, per Paul Heyman:  Brock Lesnar is the "one" in "21-1".
-Coming soon to the main roster:  Adam Rose.  Party time~!
-Jimmy & Jey Uso fought Randy Orton & Batista to a double countout to retain the Tag Team Titles; Orton & Batista destroyed the Usos outside the ring, not really caring about the win.
-Rob Van Dam(sure, why not?) d. Damien Sandow with the five-star frog splash.
-Wade "Bad News" Barrett d. Rey Misterio Jr. after knocking him off the top rope with the Bullhammer forearm smash.
-Alexander Rusev(w/ Lana Perry) d. Zack Ryder with the Accolade(camel clutch).
-The Ultimate Warrior did an old-school sort of promo with the aid of a familiar-looking face mask...bwahaha...
-Women's Champion A.J. Lee(w/ Tamina Snuka) came out to gloat about her title retention at WrestleMania, but she got an unexpected visit from Paige Knight(!).  Paige wanted to congratulate her, but A.J. felt disrespected and slapped her, offering to fight her and even put the title on the line.
-Paige Knight d. A.J. Lee(w/ Tamina Snuka) to win the Women's Title; Paige fought out of the Black Widow and hit the Paige Turner for the surprise win...wow.
-Hulk Hogan presented the Andre Trophy to Antonio Cesaro(w/ Zeb Colter); Zeb decided to hog the speaking time.  Cesaro revealed that he's not a Zeb guy...he's a PAUL HEYMAN guy.  As Heyman told off Zeb, Jack Swagger attacked Cesaro from behind and destroyed the trophy...Cesaro re-entered the ring and clotheslined Swagger to the floor.
-Antonio Cesaro(w/ Paul Heyman) d. Jack Swagger(w/ Zeb Colter) by countout when Swagger walked away from the match.
-Stephanie McMahon-Helmesly tried to talk The Shield(U.S. Champion Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, & Seth Rollins) into backing up Triple H in the main event...but Kane kinda-sorta let it slip that HHH ordered the beatdown on them a few Smackdowns ago...
-Randy Orton and Batista attacked WWE Champion Daniel Bryan before the main event...Kane entered to seemingly restore order, only to add a chokeslam on top of that.
-Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H(w/ Stephanie McMahon-Helmesly, Randy Orton, Batista, & Kane) ended in a no-contest; Bryan retained the WWE Title.  It seemed like all HHH had to do was cover for the pin, but THE SHIELD made their entrance and had a standoff with pseudo-Evolution.  HHH tried to play peacemaker but REIGNS SPEARED HIM and the fight was on!  Ambrose and Rollins took out Orton and Batista with suicide dives and HHH was left alone in the ring with The Shield...then Bryan revived out of nowhere to take out HHH with the flying knee strike!  The show ended with the unlikely alliance of Bryan and The Shield standing tall in the ring with The Authority in retreat...