Friday Glory Pro Results From Alton, IL

-The Sauciest Men Alive(Lukas Jacobs & Kevin Giza) d. Adam Slade & Jacob Creed when Jacobs rolled up Slade (5:34).
-United Glory Tag Team Title Tournament:  The Besties In The World("The Miracle Worker" Davey Vega & "The Dirty Rook" Mat Fitchett) d. The Fraternity(Channing Decker & Trent Gibson); Vega pinned Gibson after the Brain Eater(brainbuster onto the knee)/flying knee strike combo with Fitchett (8:18).
-United Glory Tag Team Title Tournament:  Alpha Class("The Millenial" Danny Adams & Paco Gonzalez) d. Zero Gravity(Brett Gakiya & C.J. Esparza) when Paco pinned Gakiya after the fireman's-carry fisherman driver (10:59).
-"The Ballsy Badass" Shotzi Blackheart d. "The Bubblegum Princess" Alexia Nicole after a top-rope senton bomb to retain the Phoenix Of RISE Title (7:10).
-Kyle O'Reilly d. "The Lone Star" Curt Stallion with a cross-armbreaker (17:14).
-"Pretty Reckless" Everett Connors won a twelve-man Rumble-style gauntlet match.  Order of entry:  "The Dad Bod" Sean Orleans, "The Stiff Robo Ginger" Gary Jay, Jason Roberts, Everett Connors, Logan James, Brandon Espinosa, Tyler Matrix, "The Warhorse" Jake Parnell, Mickey Muscles, "The Incredible Primal Prodigy" Matt Kenway (Look At Him), Aaron Anders, and Aaron Dzinic.  Eliminations:  Espinosa went right after Orleans, but Connors caught him off guard with a close-range superkick to eliminate him.  Kenway pinned Roberts after a swinging fisherman buster.  Orleans pinned Anders via rollup.  James pinned Orleans after a frog splash.  (As Orleans was leaving the match, Espinosa attacked him outside the ring and gave him a brainbuster on the floor.)  Parnell pinned James after the top-rope double-stomp to the back of the head.  Gary pinned Mickey after the sliding forearm smash.  Matrix pinned Kenway after a wheelbarrow faceplant.  Gary pinned Dzinic after a double-stomp to the back of the head.  Gary pinned Matrix after a lariat.  Connors pinned Parnell after a Shining Wizard.  Connors pinned Gary after a torture rack dropped into a Diamond Cutter (18:45).  With the win, Connors earned the right to challenge for the United Glory Tag Team Titles with a partner of his choice.
-Barackus(w/ Jason Saint) d. "The" Ace Hawkins after a Baldo Bomb (1:24).
-"Limitless" Keith Lee d. "Unbreakable" Michael Elgin after two fireman's-carry Jackhammers (16:48).
-MsChif acted as a special guest ring announcer for the two championship bouts.
-United Glory Tag Team Title Tournament:  The Besties In The World("The Miracle Worker" Davey Vega & "The Dirty Rook" Mat Fitchett) d. Alpha Class("The Millenial" Danny Adams & Paco Gonzalez) to become the first champions.  Communication broke down between Adams & Paco due to Adams' overly aggressive tactics; in the end, Vega pinned Adams after the Brain Eater/flying knee strike combo with Fitchett (20:21).  After the match, Adams snapped and got into a shoving match with Paco, finally challenging Paco to face him one-on-one at the next show.
-"Hot Fire" Myron Reed d. Rey Fenix after the Spanish Fly to retain the Crown Of Glory Title (10:36).