Thursday, June 9, 2011

Wrestling Viewing Flood

TNA XPlosion

Brother Devon vs. El Anarquia(w/ Shawn Hernandez & Women's Tag Team Champions  Sarita Stock & Rosita Fly):  Not much word on how this XPlosion Championship Challenge will be structured...guess we'll find out as we proceed.  With about half of the Mexican population outside the ring, distraction and interference would seem to be inevitable.  Devon rallies, bashes Hernandez off the apron, and finishes with the spinebuster.

WWE Superstars

-Chris Masters d. J.T.G. with the Masterlock.  Scott Stanford said that if you look up the word "cocky" in the dictionary, you'd find a picture of Chris Masters...holding a picture of himself.  Stanford also, without a hint of irony, compared J.T.G. to Steve Lombardi(since they're both "Brooklyn Brawlers").
-Melina Perez & Maryse Ouellet d. Eve Torres & Gail Kim when Melina pinned Gail after the Sunset Split.
-Mark Henry d. Johnny Curtis by forfeit; Curtis' music played but he never appeared for the match.  Matt Striker interviewed Henry and they speculated that Henry's opponents are afraid of him nowadays.
-Yoshi Tatsu d. Tyson Kidd(w/ Vickie Guerrero) with the big roundhouse kick.

TNA Impact

-Angelina Love & Winter Lea d. Women's Champion Mickie James & Tara Varon when Love pinned Mickie after her inverted facelock/backcracker finisher.
-Mexican America(w/ Women's Tag Team Champions Sarita Stock & Rosita Fly) d. Tag Team Champion James Storm & Alex Shelley(w/ Robert Roode) when Anarquia pinned Storm after Shelley accidentally superkicked his partner.
-Rob Van Dam d. Bully Ray with the five-star frog splash after distraction from A.J. Styles.
-Velvet Sky d. O.D.B. with the DDT.
-Ken Anderson & Phil Gunner d. Heavyweight Champion Sting & Eric Young when Gunner pinned Sting after the F-5...wait, what?

FCW TV 5/29

Your hosts are Matt Martlaro, Byron Saxton, & S. William Regal.

Johnny Curtis vs. Husky Harris:  NXT4 winner vs. NXT2/New Nexus alumnus...fine competitive matchup to open the show.  Curtis has a strong showing but gets caught in an inverted atomic drop...Husky finishes with the Wave Of The Future.

Audrey Marie interviews Jinder Mahal...he's been moving up in the world lately.

DeSean Bishop vs. Calvin Raines:  This will be our first look at Bishop in the ring...Raines has been making waves in recent weeks.  Calvin dominates much of the matchup...Bishop manages a late rally, landing a few nice dropkicks.  However, a blind charge into the corner meets boot...Calvin finishes with the Raines Of Fire(Lost Cause-style fireman's-carry spinebuster).

Earlier today, Martlaro interviewed Bo Rotundo...he took a beating from General Manager Maxine Perez's cohorts before and during his no-DQ match with Heavyweight Champion Lucky Cannon.  Rotundo says he'll be taking a little vacation to heal up...but he vows to finish things with Lucky and Maxine en route to the championship.

Brad Maddox introduces a "live" version of his reality show...unfortunately, technical snafus put a damper on the proceedings.  Peter Orlov joins the show...but they run out of tape and have to wrap things up.

Los Aviadores vs. Leo Kruger & Rick Victor:  Victor is another debuting wrestler on this episode...tough test against the former Tag Champs.  Hunico y Epico look strong...meanwhile, Kruger's still attempting to ride the wave of his previous victory over Justin Gabriel.  We're told that not only was Victor trained by Lance Storm but he was one of the last trainees of the Hart Dungeon along with Tyson Kidd.  Kruger and Victory already look sharp as a unit, isolating Epico for several minutes...YAY TAG TEAM WRESTLING~!  Epico flippies his way into a hot tag to Hunico...casa en fuego!  Epico takes out Kruger with a plancha and Hunico delivers his modified Death Valley Driver on Victor, then finishes with the Falling Star swanton bomb.

Audrey Marie interviews Alexander Rusev, Bulgaria's contribution to FCW...

Titus O'Neil vs. Damien Sandow(w/ General Manager Maxine Perez, Heavyweight Champion Lucky Cannon, & Divas' Champion Queen Aksana Raudoniene):  This is a rematch from last week when Sandow got a cheap win over his former Tag Championship partner.  The deck seems stacked against O'Neil...but he dominates for several minutes until Sandow desperately rakes the eyes to escape a bearhug.  Damien sends O'Neil to the floor and ties up the ref long enough for Cannon to send him into the ringpost.  Titus tries to fire back but a beautifully-timed distraction by Sandow allows Lucky to trip him up.  Cannon trash-talks O'Neil while Sandow has him in an abdominal stretch...but O'Neil reverses the hold into his own(they know each other~!).  Titus rallies(DOG BARK~!) but Maxine yells at the ref and Lucky BELTs Titus from behind.  However, Sandow accidentally bashes Cannon off the apron and O'Neil hits the Clash Of The Titus out of nowhere to get the duke.

Lucky BELTs Titus again after the bell, leading to a double-team beatdown...but Titus puts on the brakes and escapes the ring before he can take too much damage.

Next week:  Seth Rollins & Richie Steamboat vs. Los Aviadores for the Tag Team Titles.  So long from the Sunshine State!

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