Tuesday, June 28, 2011

WWE Raw

-Shawn Michaels paid a visit only to be interrupted by C.M. Punk and The New Nexus(Mason Ryan was absent due to injury). The confrontation led to Shawn superkicking both David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty just prior to Punk's Raw Roulette match...it was Mystery Opponent.
-Kane d. C.M. Punk by countout when Punk walked out on the match.
-Sin Cara d. Evan Bourne via La Mistica v2.0 in a no-countout match. WOO~!
-Kofi Kingston d. U.S. Champion Dolph Ziggler in a non-title match with Vickie Guerrero barred from ringside; Kofi got the win after Trouble In Paradise.
-Alberto Del Rio d. The Big Show in a cage match after Mark Henry ripped the cage door off the hinges and attacked Show, allowing Alberto to escape through the door to the floor. Afterwards, Henry bashed Show into the side of the cage with the door, causing the entire cage wall to collapse...eep.
-Women's Champion Kelly K d. Nikki Bella(w/ Brie) in a submission match via Boston Crab; Kelly defends against Brie at Money In The Bank.
-Rey Misterio Jr. & Alex Riley d. Mike Mizanin & Jack Swagger in a tornado tag match; Rey pinned Swagger after a 619, an elevated DDT from Riley, and a splash off the top.
-"R-Truth" Ron Killings d. WWE Champion John Cena in a table match(n/t); C.M. Punk interfered, giving Truth the opening to spear Cena through a table in the corner. Afterwards, Punk spoke his mind on a variety of topics...he feels he's the best wrestler in the world and Cena's just the best at kissing Vince McMahon's backside. He's just as good at it as Hulk Hogan, though not quite as good as "Dwayne". He was always hated because he was a Paul Heyman project...so was Brock Lesnar and he bailed too. No matter how many times he proved himself, he was never promoted, never on the collector cups, programs, movies, USA Network shows, talk shows, the show open, the WrestleMania poster, etc. He blames the fans for accepting WWE's product at face value...he wonders if he'll take the belt to New Japan or Ring Of Honor to defend it. Shoutout to Colt Cabana! Vince should be a billionare but he's just a millionare because he surrounds himself with yes-man like John Laurinaitis...maybe it'll be better off once Vince is dead, but then it'll be his "idiotic daughter" and "doofus son-in-law" in charge. He's about to relate a personal story about the anti-bullying campaign, but they cut his microphone...ha ha. Wow.

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