Sunday, March 16, 2014

Anarchy Wrestling TV #424

Commentators:  Bret Wolverton & Jonathan Feltner.

The main event is scheduled to be Geter vs. Se7en, but neither "The Deadly Sin" nor Agent/Attorney Jeff G. Bailey has been seen in the building...

Corey Hollis vs. "The Southern Savior" John Skyler:  Mike Posey joins Wolverton at the broadcast table and is crowing like mad about his (countout) win over Heavyweight Champion Mikael Judas, proclaiming himself to be the uncrowned champion.  The fans clearly support Hollis desite his choice of tag team partners...tempers flare between the two, leading to Hollis dropkicking Skyler out of the ring.  Hollis hits a flying knee off the apron but tweaks his knee on the landing, allowing Skyler to catch him in a dragonscrew legwhip in the ropes and then a shinbreaker onto the ring steps.  Skyler focuses on the leg(PSYCHOLOGY~!) and even hooks a figure-four leglock around the ringpost...ow.

Hollis small-packages Skyler as he re-enters the ring...for two.  Rollup...for two.  Backslide fight ends in Skyler taking out the leg again, then hooking a modified Sharpshooter...looks like a move Edge once used and Damien Sandow has used lately.  Corey fights out of the hold and wipes out Skyler with a discus lariat...comeback on the way?  Looks that way...snap suplex, corner spear, Falcon Arrow...for two.  Posey warns his partner to not worry about the fans...he gets the airplane spin despite the bad knee and then turns it into a spinebuster...for two.

Third floor...is not a good idea as Skyler cuts him off.  Superplex is blocked and Hollis fights him off...but a flying move misses and doesn't do the knee any favors.  Slingshot spear through the ropes...gets 2 1/2!  Corey hits a spinkick to the gut and Headturner neckbreaker...for two.  Hollis grabs the cross-face chicken wing and Posey suddenly leaves the broadcast chair to root for his partner.  Skyler beats on the injured knee to escape the hold...then catches Hollis in a pop-up powerbomb!  Pin attempt(with feet on the ropes)...only gets two.  Sliced Bread #2 is blocked and Corey rolls him up...for two.  Hollis hits an enzuigiri and looks to finish...Posey jumps up on the apron for a closer consultation, but that backfires as Skyler runs Hollis into his partner!  Skyler hits Sliced Bread #2(Spoiler Alert?) and that's the ballgame!

Post-match, the Alabama Attitude partners argue over whose fault that was...

"The Upgrade" Mikey Watkins vs. The Laredo Kid:  Kid is a masked guy from the Texas Wrestling Academy; Watkins is making his Anarchy debut.  Watkins surprises Kid with a springboard cross-body, but Kid yanks him into the turnbuckles by the tights.  Kid slows it down with general heel tactics as our commentators note that Dee Byers is the only referee for the second show in a row.  Kid drops him with a belly-to-belly suplex, then finishes with a cobra clutch into a Stroke...that was fairly one-sided.

"The Temptation" Shaun Tempers vs. Steven "The Fever" Walters for the Young Lions' Title:  Walters is reportedly WWE-bound...congrats to him.  YAY WRESTLING~!  Tempers teases an early Rude Awakening but Walters counters into a backslide for two.  Rollup for two.  Drop toehold into La Majistral cradle for two.  Tempers decides he'd like to spend the next part of the match outside the ring, but it's a ploy as he suckers Walters into a legsweep while he's on the ring apron.  Jeff G. Bailey is conspicuous by his absence, it is noted.  Tempers tries a re-entry suplex but it's blocked, so he simply forearms Walters to the floor...but Walters rushes into a jumping European uppercut as Tempers is leaning over the ropes!  Walters re-enters with a cross-body off the top for two, rolled through by Tempers for his own two-count.  Tempers stuns Walters with a killer kneelift...ouch.

Tempers slows it down a bit as the match briefly turns into a slugfest, then keeps Walters down with a chinlock.  Walters rallies on offense and hits the jumping leg lariat...but Tempers rolls to the ropes to escape defeat.  Tempers pulls Walters into the turnbuckles to turn the tide...he's been VERY vocal in this bout.  Back suplex is blocked and Walters gets in an elbowsmash, then a mule kick from his back...Tempers rolls out of the ring, but he's not safe as Walters hits the suicide dive!  Back in for a missile dropkick, but the corner splash misses and Tempers rolls him up with feet on the ropes...for two.  Stungun by Tempers sets up the Rude Awakening...and that'll do it!

Miss Rachael(w/ B.J. Hancock & Joey Rhymer) offers get-well gifts to the injured Todd Sexton:  A neckbrace for his achy-breaky neck and a can of spray-tan so his paleness won't blind the neighbors.  Heh.

Alex Avgerinos & Lars Manderson vs. "The Modern Classic" B.J. Hancock & Joey Rhymer(w/ Miss Rachael):  "The Stray Cat" Brodie Ray Chase joins Wolverton at the broadcast table...apparently he's been scouting young talent like Avgerinos and Manderson.  The upstarts give the former Tag Champs more competition than they were probably expecting...come to think of it, Rhymer isn't far removed from his own "upstart" days.  Hancock & Rhymer finally isolate Avgerinos for a little while, but he mows down Rhymer with a short-range clothesline out of the blue...race to tag?  Manderson goes to town on B.J. and powers out of a piledriver attempt, but Rhymer hits a springboard knee strike to break up a suplex.  Rhymer takes out Avgerinos as Hancock finishes off Manderson with the piledriver.

Brodie hits the ring to prevent a post-match assault, then has a few choice words for Hancock, Rhymer, and Rachael...he challenges Hancock to face him one-on-one at a future show.

The Unforgivable Blackness members(Geter, Shadow Jackson, & Nemesis) run their mouths...the Urban Assault Squad members want a shot at the Tag Team Titles and Geter wants the big belt back.  LIGHTS OFF LIGHTS ON and Mikael Judas mows down the UAS with a double clothesline!  He low-bridges Geter out of the ring, but the big man re-enters to run Judas down before he hit El Crucifijo on Nemesis.  The three-on-one beatdown begins in earnest...the UAS members hold Judas down for Geter's big splash!  Iceberg finally enters for the save...he clears out Shadow and Nemesis, then goes toe-to-toe with Geter.  Geter is able to clothesline Iceberg down, but Judas recovers and he and Iceberg double-clothesline Geter down!  Geter rolls out and his partners hold him back...this will be a battle for another day.

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