Commentators: Bret Wolverton & Jonathan Feltner.
Feltner interviews The Laredo Kid...well, as much as he can interview someone who no habla ingles. His brother is coming and Los Laredos will be making their tag team debut in a few weeks. Okay then.
Miss Rachael(w/ B.J. Hancock & Joey Rhymer) enlightens us...Anthony Henry's been in a bit of a slump lately, but he'll rebound soon. She tries to reference Tim Tebow and B.J. has to inform her that Tebow isn't the best example...heh.
"The Stray Cat" Brodie Ray Chase vs. "The Modern Classic" B.J. Hancock(w/ Miss Rachael & Joey Rhymer): Rhymer sticks his nose into the proceedings to turn the tide in Hancock's favor...Rachael adds a slap to the face while the referee's back is turned. Chase rallies, but Rachael argues with the ref as Rhymer springboards in with a flying knee trembler to break up the double-underhook DDT. Hancock gets the rollup pin and holds the ropes for good measure... CHEAT TO WIN~!
Tag Team Champions The Washington Bullets(Jon & Trey Williams) vs. Jeremy Foster & "The Upgrade" Mikey Watkins, non-title: The Bullets stall on the floor until Foster & Watkins finally go out to get them. Foster has been in Anarchy a few times, though he usually teams with Jake Coal. Watkins only recently made his debut with the promotion. Foster gets isolated from his corner for a while...but the tide turns when Jon takes too long on the second rope and lands...rather...painfully on Foster's knees. An enzuigiri takes out Trey and Watkins gets the hot tag! The Bullets cut him off momentarily, but a double-team backfires as Watkins somehow hits a headscissors on one and a Diamond Cutter on the other in mid-air! Watkins makes an ill-advised tag to Foster and then whiffs on a plancha attempt on Trey...Trey re-enters for a backcracker on Foster and then Jon jumps off the second rope for a flying Diamond Cutter! Jon gets the pin after that combo, needless to say.
Enter The Urban Assault Squad(Shadow Jackson & Nemeis)...they make their point clear: Those are their belts and they want them back. The Bullets are hesitant...in their defense, they did just wrestle a match. They act like they're ready to go, but they slide out of the ring instead...just in time for Strkynyn to attack the UAS! He's looking for revenge for his injured partner Dany Only...but it's two against one and Nemesis rakes the eyes to set up a DDT by Shadow. Nemesis brings in two chairs as they're looking to do the same leg-breaking move as they did on Only...but Kevin Blue & Brandon Parker run them off.
"Wild" Billy Buck vs. "The Southern Savior" John Skyler for the T.V. Title: Buck has been a fighting champion and this will be a tough test for him. Skyler takes control and C.B. Suave strolls out to ringside...we're reminded that he has a title shot of his choice in the proverbial bank. The momentum swings a few times and both men are left down after mutual clotheslines. El Big Comeback ensues, punctuated by the Samoan Drop...for two. Buck Wild superkick is set up but Skyler ducks it...Skyler's dropkick is blocked and Buck turns it into a catapult into the turnbuckles. Buck double-legs him into the figure-four leglock in the middle of the ring...Skyler finally rakes the eyes in a desperation move to escape. Skyler surprises Buck with the slingshot spear out of nowhere...for two. Reversal sequence ends in a spinebuster by Buck...for two. Buck blocks an attempted Spoiler Alert(Sliced Bread #2) but Skyler hits him with his own superkick...for two. He sets up for another superkick, triggering another reversal sequence that ends in Buck landing his own Buck Wild superkick for the win!
"The Italian-American Bad Boy" Tommy Penirelli makes his entrance...HE'S getting the next shot at Buck's title, much to the surprise of his partner Suave.
Heavyweight Champion "The Priest Of Punishment" Mikael Judas & "The No-Pain Train" Iceberg vs. "Wrestling's Most Dangerous Weapon" Geter & "The Deadly Sin" Se7en(w/ Agent/Attorney Jeff G. Bailey): It doesn't take long for this one to break down into a donnybrook...the referee decides he's rather officiate from the safety of the ring apron. Judas dukes it out with Se7en while Iceberg takes his fight with Geter to the floor...NOW we get the opening bell. Geter and Se7en do NOT like each other, it is made clear...they both wants a shot at the gold. Judas and Se7en end up on the floor momentarily as we finally settle down to standard tag rules...neither side gets a sustained edge for too long. Once the Geter/Se7en side gets Iceberg in trouble, they still can't get along...Bailey is Se7en's current manager and Geter's FORMER manager...in fact, Bailey cut Geter loose due to the three-member stable limit at the time. (He does have a spot open at the moment, I must note...) Se7en impressively bodyslams Iceberg, but it takes quite a bit ouf of Se7en as well...Iceberg has dropped weight since his biggest days but is still a huge man. The partners argue and Geter actually hits Se7en, leading to Judas getting the tag for his side. Iceberg tags back in surprisingly quickly as Bailey reads Geter the riot act for not helping...Geter finally steps off the apron in protest. Se7en fights back against Iceberg and Geter gets back up on the apron for a tag...only to hit his partner AGAIN. Iceberg capitalizes with a belly-to-belly suplex...and he just barely keeps Se7en down for three! After that, it's announced that Judas' next title defense will be against...Iceberg!
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