WWE Raw

-Commentators:  Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, & John Bradshaw Layfield.  Guest host:  Aaron Paul.
-Paul Heyman(entering to familiar-sounding theme music) and Brock Lesnar started the show by addressing The Undertaker.  Mark Henry came out for revenge since Lesnar injured him about a month ago...he got a momentary advantage, but Lesnar bashed him with the steel ring steps, then F-5ed him through the broadcast table.
-Jimmy & Jey Uso d. The New Age Outlaws(Road Dog & Billy Gunn) to win the Tag Team Titles(WOO~!) when Jey pinned Gunn after the splash off the top rope.
-Intercontinental Champion Big E Langston d. Antonio Cesaro(w/ Zeb Colter & Jack Swagger) by DQ(non-title).  Big E hit Swagger when he tried for a cheapshot and Cesaro got Langston in the giant swing, but Swagger ran in with a running Vaderbomb and got his partner disqualified.  The Real Americans argued after the match and Big E dropped Cesaro with the Big Ending.
-Bray Wyatt & The Wyatt Family(Luke Harper & Erick Roway) d. The Shield(U.S. Champion Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, & Seth Rollins).  Seth was unable to tag at a key moment since his partners were confronting the other Wyatts on the floor...Ambrose finally got a tag and turned things around, but Seth walked away from a tag later in the bout.  Chaos broke loose as the other five wrestlers brawled, but Bray finally got the pin on Ambrose after the Sister Abigail.
-Santino Marella & Emma Tayla d. Johnny Fandango & Summer Rae when Emma made Summer tap out to the Emma Lock(inverted STF).
-Sheamus O'Shaunessy d. Christian Cage with the Brogue Kick.
-The Bella Twins(Brie & Nikki) d. Alicia Fox & Aksana Raudoniene when Nikki pinned Alicia after the torture-rack drop.
-Dolph Ziggler(w/ Aaron Paul) d. Alberto Del Rio; Paul was doing commentary and got up to cheer for Dolph, distracting Del Rio long enough for Dolph to hit the Zigzag for the win.
-Next Hall Of Fame entrant:  Paul Bearer.
-Intercontinental Champion Big E Langston d. Jack Swagger(w/ Zeb Colter & Antonio Cesaro) by DQ(non-title); Cesaro IMMEDIATELY jumped in to attack Langston for the DQ and hit him with the Neutralizer.  The Real American teammates argued and Swagger shoved Cesaro twice, provoking him into a double-leg takedown...Zeb had to talk him out of the giant swing.  Zeb somehow got the two to make nice...for now.
-Daniel Bryan d. Batista by DQ; WWE Champion Randy Orton sat at ringside.  Triple H, Stephanie McMahon, and Kane(who had a confrontation with Bryan earlier in the show) made their entrance, allowing Batista to gain control of the match and throw Bryan into Orton at ringside.  Bryan fought back against Batista but Orton attacked him for the disqualification, then set up for the RKO on Batista only to get pushed off into Bryan's flying knee strike.  Bryan kicked Kane off the apron and he fell into Triple H, then Bryan teased a suicide dive only to get speared by Batista.  HHH held Kane back and trash-talked Bryan, but Bryan kicked him from his back...that led to Batista dropping Bryan with the Demon Bomb.  HHH took off the jacket and tie before hitting Bryan with the Pedigree...the show ended with the Authority trio standing over the fallen Bryan...wait, were you expecting someone else to show up for Raw in Chicago?