Monday, April 1, 2013

Anarchy Wrestling TV #372

Commentators:  Tim E.D. & Andrew Pendleton III.

Brodie Ray Chase starts the show...he's been looking for Jerry Palmer but can't find him.  He wants to set up the stipulations for the TV main event with either Palmer or Jeff G. Bailey and he gets the agent/attorney.  It's Team Anarchy against Team Elite and Brodie proposes that the winning team pick the stipulation for the Anarchy-Elite match at Hardcore Hell.  Chase does his best to stir up the discontent between Bailey and Palmer...that just ticks off Bailey and he agrees to the terms instead of consulting with Palmer first.

The members of Hot Commodity are deciding who gets the Young Lions' Title shot at Stryknyn, so Tommy Penirelli proposes a coin flip.  C.B. Suave keeps winning the toss and Penirelli keeps waffling and wanting a do-over.  Finally Penirelli agrees to let Suave have the shot...okay then.

Stryknyn vs. C.B. Suave(w/ Tommy Penirelli) for the Young Lions' Title:  Suave nearly gets caught in the Tourniquet(Anaconda Vice) early, but Penirelli distracts Stryknyn and C.B. takes advantage with a dropkick.  Suave controls the action for a while and hits an elbowdrop off the second rope, but he goes to the well again and misses the legdrop.  El Big Comeback ensues but C.B. ducks out of the ring, then snaps Stryknyn's throat off the top rope.  Back in for a swinging fisherman buster...but it only gets two.  Strkynyn powers him up into a spinebuster out of nowhere and lines up for the spear...stopping only to stomp Penirelli's hand before delivering the finisher on Suave to retain his title!  Penirelli attacks from behind and gets Rock-Bottomed into the Tourniquet, but Suave breaks that up with a chair and they lay him out with a back suplex/neckbreaker combo.

The Movement(Najasism & The Vandal) are ready for their upcoming Tag Team Title shot at the Urban Assault Squad...but the Washington Bullets take exception, claiming they just got lucky.  The war of words escalates into a physical confrontation...wrestlers and referees intervene to restore order.

14-Man Mega Rumble:  This is a team-style Rumble as Team Anarchy and Team Elite each have seven entrants.  Bryan Cassanova is #1 and Heavyweight Champion Shaun Tempers(w/ Jeff G. Bailey & Miss Rachel) teases being #2, but his achy-breaky back is bothering him so he sends in Tommy Penirelli as a substitute.  Tempers replaces Pendleton on commentary as Cassanova easily tosses Penirelli...Se7en is #3 and he won't be dealt with so easily.  #4 is Slim J and the former Tag Champs join forces to double-team Se7en...glad Slim J forgave the time Cassanova double-crossed him to join the Elite in the first place(Tempers even brings up that fact).  Se7en fights back against both opponents...Bo Newsom is #5 to even the sides. 

#6 is T.V. Champion Billy Buck as the refs try to keep Bailey from interjecting himself.  #7 is Geter and I suspect he'll make an impact...bye bye Billy.  See ya Slim.  Cassanova's in a three-on-one situation and the heels take their time in dishing out the abuse.  #8 is Azrael and he's walking into a hornet's nest...but he does manage to throw out Newsom.  The larger Elite members dominate the worn-down Cassanova and Azrael...the situation gets worse as Jagged Edge is #9.  #10 is Seth Delay and he goes to town on the Elite members...he loads up the brass knuckles and the Hands Of Steel send Se7en to the floor!  Unfortunately Geter is a bit too much for him to handle...even with the numbers in favor of Team Anarchy, fighting Geter and Jagged Edge is an uphill battle.

#11 is Tag Team Champion Nemesis and he dumps Azrael in short order...just like that, the numbers game is back in favor of The Elite.  #12 is Brodie Ray Chase and he unloads with the fisticuffs...that's enough of a spark to get Team Anarchy back in the game.  #13 is Tag Team Champion Shadow Jackson to un-even the odds once again...and he throws out Seth after hitting him with a Stone Cold Stunner.  Final entrant #14 is Iceberg...he's slimmed down from his glory days but he's still a dominant force.  Iceberg clotheslines Nemesis out to make it three-on-three...Brodie and Shadow fight on the ropes and end up on the apron...they both hit each other at the same time and fall to the floor!  Jagged Edge misses a boot and Iceberg sends him floorward...now it's down to Cassanova and Iceberg against Geter.  Geter charges at the two...and a simple sidestep and low-bridge sends him tumbling over the top rope!  Cassanova & Iceberg win for Team Anarchy!

The Anarchy seven celebrate their win...after a huddle, Brodie decides to make The Elite wait before they find out the Hardcore Hell stipulation.

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