Sunday, April 14, 2013

Anarchy Wrestling TV (Times Two)

Anarchy Wrestling TV #367

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Commentators:  Tim E.D. & Bret Wolverton.  They mention that Bryan Cassanova dumped the Elite after the main event of Seasons' Beatings, mostly due to the encouragement of fellow miltary man Phil Gunner.

Bolt Brady vs. Carson:  Carson is another wrestler from ACW in Texas(he hasn't competed for St. Louis Anarchy yet)...I believe he held their U-30 Title at one point.  He has a definite size advantage over Brady and appears to be in good shape...seems solid in the ring as well.  Bolt nearly gets the win after a high-altitude Codebreaker but Carson reaches the ropes to escape defeat.  Carson hits a DDT for his own near-fall, but he misses a superkick and Brady gets a foward-roll cradle for the win.

Backstage, Wolverton interviews Todd Sexton and Steven Walters...they wrestled to a time-limit draw at Seasons' Beatings but they have a rematch tonight.  They start out respectful but have differing opinions about who was going to win their previous encounter...we'll see how it goes tonight.  The camera pans over to new T.V. Champion Billy Buck and Slim J...then Cassanova enters the picture along with Brodie Ray Chase.  Slim remembers Cassanova turning on him last year in favor of the Elite so there's some tension between those two...but they have to coexist against the Elite for now.  Brodie notes that he's apparently being denied a Heavyweight Title rematch with Shaun Tempers...funny how that works after he was screwed out of the belt in the first-blood match.

Todd Sexton vs. Steven Walters:  Walters has been wrestling overseas quite a bit lately, but he still stops by Anarchy on occasion.  YAY WRESTLING~!  Sexton rolls himself into a ball(a la Daniel Bryan) and lures Walters into a CRAVATE~!, but Walters works his way out of that predicament.  Walters turns up the aggression by using the ropes to escape an armbar, then traps the arm in the ring apron and headbutts it.  For his part, Todd turns the armwork around and walks the ropes before dropping a leg across the arm.  Walters takes a cheapshot in the corner over the referee's shoulder and tempers flare...they shake hands and both go for the cheapshot at the same time!  The tempo picks up as each man looks for an opening, then Walters snaps off a dragon suplex out of nowhere...for two.

Todd blocks a piledriver and takes Walters down into the Crippler Crossface...Walters rolls Todd into a pin attempt for two, but the bell rings and it's another ten-minute time-limit draw.  Both guys want five more minutes and the referee makes it so...it's back on!  Sexton hooks a triangle choke but Walters powers out of it and then hits a Codebreaker...for two.  Todd counters a piledriver into an Air Raid Crash onto the knee, then hooks the Crossface...but senior official Brent Wiley suddenly decides that he never authorized overtime and tells the ref in the ring that the original decision(time-limit draw) will stand.  Todd confronts his brother Brent who shoves him...then Todd grabs him by the shirt and threatens to hit him.  Walters has to calm him down and cooler heads prevail(at least on Todd's part).

Tag Team Mega Rumble:  The winners earn a shot at the Tag Team Titles held by the Urban Assault Squad(Shadow Jackson & Nemesis).  Eliminations can occur by pinfall, submission, or throwing someone over the top rope.  Before the opening bell, Jerry Palmer(w/ Geter) enlightens us and then boots Tim E.D. out of the broadcast...goodie.  We start with Dustin Knight & Joey Rhymer(#1) against Hot Commodity(Tommy Penirelli & C.B. Suave)(#2)...haven't seen Knight in a while.  The good guys are on a roll as Matt Lancie & Ricky Starks(#3) enter...Penirelli & Suave take a powder while the other two teams fight.

Lancie & Starks plant Knight with a double spinebuster before tossing Knight to the floor.  Rhymer takes a back suplex/neckbreaker combo from Hot Commodity and Penirelli pins him, taking both members of that team out of the game.  Penirelli & Suave duck out AGAIN as Lancie & Starks stand in hte ring...they stall out the clock until the entry of Bu Ku Dao & Blake Wilder(#4).  Dao & Wilder go on offense but Lancie & Starks cut them off...then all four fight on the ropes.  Penirelli & Suave seize the moment as Penirelli dumps Dao & Starks while Suave tosses Wilder & Lancie!  Penirelli & Suave are left standing, but the Rumble isn't over yet...

Najasism & The Vandal(#5) hit the ring and go nuts on the members of Hot Commodity...but Suave tosses Vandal out of nowhere, then Najasism gets double-teamed and eliminated by both members of Hot Commodity.  We're not QUITE done...who's left?  It's Brodie Ray Chase & Iceberg(#6)!  Palmer throws a fit as Penirelli & Suave take the fight to their fresh opponents...yeah, not working tonight.  The veterans almost seem to be toying with their opponents...then deliver a wide variety of low blows until Iceberg big-splashes Penirelli and Brodie double-underhook DDTs Suave.  The ref counts stereo pins...Chase & Iceberg earn a shot at the Tag Team Titles!

Anarchy Wrestling TV #374

Commentator:  Bret Wolverton.

Seth Delay vs. Sammy Guevara:  This is Guevara's Anarchy debut...he's another Texas competitor though I'm not personally familiar with him.  Guevara cuts off an attempted top-rope move by Seth and hits a delayed superplex, but he can't quite score the upset.  Delay manages to leapfrog straight into a sunset flip for the flash pin...but he has no time to celebrate as Jeff G. Bailey sends in Se7en to attack from behind!  Delay ran afoul of Se7en and the Elite on last week's episode...so Se7en dishes out some retribution with two massive chokeslams.

Bryan Cassanova vs. Geter(w/ Jeff G. Bailey):  This is literally a big test for Cassanova...and Heavyweight Champion Shaun Tempers joins Wolverton at the broadcast table.  Cassanova can't use his usual power game against the 400-plus-pound Geter...though he gives it a try on more than one occasion.  Bailey sticks his nose into things and Geter lowers the boom from behind, causing Tempers to leave the booth to tend to his manager.  Cassanova comes back with a flying elbow off the second rope to knock the big man off his feet...Jeff G. argues with the ref, but Cassanova cuts off Tempers' attempt to interfere and blinds him with his own Temptation spray!  Unfortunately, Geter is able to recover and plant Cassanova with a belly-to-belly suplex for the win.

The Urban Assault Squad(Shadow Jackson & Nemesis)(w/ Jerry Palmer) vs. The Movement(Najasism & The Vandal) for the Tag Team Titles:  The challengers take the fight to the Elite members as they've got an uphill battle ahead of them...Shadow & Nemesis have the edge in both size and experience.  Despite that, Najasism & Vandal manage to isolate Shadow for a little while with quick tags.  Shadow overpowers Najasism and tags in Nemesis, but the other UAS member gets more of the same.

Najasism teases a plancha off the top rope, but Shadow pushes him to the floor and Nemesis gives him a forceful tour of the ringside area.  Things look bleak for The Movement...Najasism tries to go aerial but gets caught and powerslammed by Nemesis.  Shadow hooks a half-crab and grabs the rope for extra leverage until the referee catches him in the act...the champs keep their focus on the leg of Najasism after that.

Najasism stays in the fight and hits a jawbreaker on Shadow, but Shadow cuts off a potential tag and plants him with a DDT...for two.  However, a missed avalance finally allows Najasism to make the hot tag to Vandal!  Nemesis gets the tag on his side only to run into a buzzsaw...the house is on fire!  Shadow thumbs Vandal in the eye to stop him, but then Brodie Ray Chase makes his way to ringside...Palmer confronts him and Shadow leaves the ring to get between the two.  In the meantime, Vandal fights back against Nemesis from the second rope and Najasism hits the Iron Boot(Eat-The-Feet) out of nowhere!  Vandal flies off his perch with a second-rope Zigzag...and he gets the pin to crown NEWWWWW Tag Team Champions!

Chaos ensues as Geter and Se7en arrive to lay waste to the new champs and Chase...but Slim J and Cassanova aren't far behind and they run off the Elite.  Brodie reminds them that they just lost the Tag Titles...and he's got a stipulation to announce for Hardcore Hell.  Could it beeeee first-blood?  Could it beeeee a bullrope match?  Could it beeeee a chain match?  Brodie notes that they haven't used the steel cage in a while...could it beeeee WARGAMES?  That'll work...Chase has something else in mind for a stipulation, but he decides to make them wait a little longer.  For now...let's celebrate with the new Tag Team Champions!

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