NWA Anarchy TV #283

Your hosts are Tim E.D. and John Johnson.

Jacob Ashworth vs. Skirra Corvus: Corvus' face turn is in progress as he gives a "doll" in his likeness to a ringside fan. He's not QUITE there yet as he's facing fan favorite Ashworth in this opener. Ashworth is the one feuding with Young Lions' Champion Aden Chambers(managed by Johnson)...Corvus nearly wins with his version of Cattle Mutilation(with the opponent in a seated position), but Ashworth powers out of it and hits Ashes To Ashes(full nelson into a wheelbarrow faceplant) to get the duke.

Armed & Dangerous(Lane Vasser & Johnny Dangerous) vs. Andrew Pendleton III & Brian Casey: Yeah, one of these things is not like the others...I believe this is Casey's Anarchy debut and the fans show respect with a "Who Are You" chant. Pendleton & Casey work together reasonably well...we know Pendleton has plenty of tag experience, at any rate. Dangerous takes some abuse but finally maneuvers his way into a tag to Vasser...the house afire is put out surprisingly quickly but Vasser starts firing back. Vasser picks Casey up on his shoulders for a Lucky Break/Strike, then tags in Dangerous and gives him a hiptoss boost into a version of a standing 450 Splash! That's enough to give Dangerous the fall on Casey as Vasser cuts off Pendleton...

Armed & Dangerous are still celebrating his win as Jeff G. Bailey sends in Se7en to do some damage, laying out everyone in his path. General Manager J.T. Talent hits the ring and grabs the microphone from Bailey, demanding that he control his protege. Talent says there could be consequences...and Se7en shoves Talent to the mat! Heavyweight Champion Shadow Jackson hits the ring and the two brawl until Shadow clears his rival out of the ring. An infuriated Talent SUSPENDS Se7en...but Jackson wants to deal with him in the ring. Talent says the decision is final...though he does announce that Shadow will face Se7en once the suspension is over(and the belt WILL be on the line).

Bo Newsom(w/ Shaun Tempers) vs. Tommy Daniels: It's the Small Package Challenge! A cool $25 is on the line, as you know. The opponent must allow Newsom to hook the pinning combination and try to kick out of the pin count...shockingly(heh), Daniels is counted down for three.

Billy Buck & Andrew Alexander vs. The Hate Junkies(w/ Dan Wilson), falls-count-anywhere match: Metric asston of history between these two former titleholding teams...the brawl starts on the arena floor right out of the gate. Tim E.D. is concerned about his rental car on the offhand chance that these guys brawl out of the parking lot. Alexander goes for a pinfall on top of the concession stand out of sheer novelty. Tim rightly points out that one referee may not be enough to keep track of the action. Buck & Alexander introduce two ladders to the festivities...the Hate Junkies get the worst of that and decide to bail, but Buck & Alexander give chase and the fight resumes in the backstage area!

Alexander brings a chair into the fray but the Junkies lay him out backstage and only the other three return to the ringside area. After a minute or two, Alexander re-enters the fray wielding a barbed-wire bat...that's a difference-maker. The Junkies are busted open...the momentum shifts several times, but Buck superkicks one Junkie and then the other out of nowhere. That leaves The Reverend in the ring with Alexander and he takes a beating before the Junkies come to the rescue. Buck takes out the Junkies with bionic elbows, then superkicks Only into Alexander's Rodeo Driver and Buck gets the three-count!

The battle is over but the war is not...Stryknyn yanks Alexander to the floor and rams him back-first into the guardrail, then re-enters the ring to spear Buck. The Junkies prepare to finish off Buck with chairs, but Alexander shows surprising self-sacrifice by diving in the ring to protect his partner. Unfortunately, some serious double-chair abuse ensues on AA and he's left spitting up blood...Buck finally re-enters with a chair as the Junkies retreat, but the damage has been done. Refs and trainers hit the ring to attend to the injured Alexander as we fade out.