WWE Money In The Bank

Daniel Bryan(!) won the Smackdown Money-In-The-Bank ladder match involving Sheamus O'Shaunessy, Kane, Wade Barrett, Sin Cara, Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater, and Cody Rhodes. Cara was stretchered out after being powerbombed onto a ladder bridging the apron and broadcast table by Sheamus.

Kelly K(w/ Eve Torres) d. Brie Bella(w/ Nikki) via Rocker Dropper to retain the Women's Title.

Mark Henry d. The Big Show after two World's Strongest Slams and two big splashes. After the match, Henry wrapped a chair around Show's leg and Vaderbombed onto it, forcing Show to be literally carted out of the arena.

Alberto Del Rio won the Raw Money-In-The-Bank ladder match involving Kofi Kingston, Mike Mizanin, Evan Bourne, Alex Riley, Jack Swagger, "R-Truth" Ron Killings, and Rey Misterio Jr. Bourne hit an insane shooting star plancha off a ladder onto a bunch of people on the arena floor. Miz tweaked his knee during the match and had to be helped away from ringside, but he limped back out late in the match and nearly won. The match came down to Alberto and Rey, but Alberto yanked Rey's mask off and shoved him off the ladder before retrieving the briefcase.

Christian Cage d. Randy Orton by DQ to win the World Title; Christian immediately tried to bring a chair into play but Orton threw it out of the ring. The Killswitch only got a two-count but Orton couldn't put Christian away in turn. Christian begged off and SPAT right in Orton's face...Orton lost his cool and wailed on Christian before punting him right in the Universal Weak Point...title could change hands on a DQ(or a "bad call" by the referee) so Christian's the new champion. Orton proceeds to kill Christian with two RKOs onto the broadcast tables...I'm wanting Bryan to cash in his briefcase right then and there, but no go.

John Cena vs. C.M. Punk for the WWE Title: Epic matchup. Punk survived two STFs...he countered out of the second into the Anaconda Vise, but Cena powered out of that into the F-U...for two. Even a SECOND F-U isn't enough. Punk hits a flurry of offense ending in the Go 2 Sleep but Cena falls out of the ring. Punk throws Cena back in the ring, but Vince McMahon and Johnny Ace come out. Punk locks eyes with them, but the distraction is enough for Cena to take him down in a last-ditch STF. Vince calls for the f'n bell to be rung and sends Ace to do the deed, but Cena sees this, abandons the hold, and decks Ace...mouthing to Vince "not this way". Cena gets back in the ring...but gets caught in a second Go 2 Sleep. One. Two. Three. NEWWWWW WWE CHAMPION C.M. PUNK. Vince blows his top, grabs Michael Cole's headset, and yells for Alberto to come out and cash in his briefcase. He runs to the ring, but eats a big roundhouse kick from Punk who then bails over the barricade and through the crowd(bell never rang so it wasn't officially cashed in). The camera follows Punk as he leaves the building and Vince is left dumbfounded...

Well, didn't see that coming. A LOT of that.