NWA Anarchy TV #292

Your hosts are Tim E.D. & John Johnson.

Armed & Dangerous(Lane Vasser & Johnny Dangerous), C.G. Gibson, & Tommy Daniels vs. The Ambassadors(Jacoby Boykins & Chris Mayne), Andrew Pendleton III, & Bryan Cassanova(w/ John Johnson): Johnson accompanies his Ambassadors to ringside but returns to the broadcast table to call the match. It's questionable whether the Ambassadors are on the same page as Pendleton and Cassanova, but it's a moot point as Cassanova overpowers every opponent not named Lane Vasser. Vasser hits a neat move on Mayne, turning a big bodyslam into a mid-air neckbreaker drop. A cheapshot from Boykins leaves Tommy Daniels in the wrong part of town for several minutes...but a missed avalance by Jacoby allows Daniels to tag in Gibson! The heel team members pull the other faces into a battle on the floor as the referee loses control, but Gibson avoids a jumping enzuigiri from Mayne and gets a rolling prawn pin out of nowhere for the upset victory! The heel teams argue in the ring as the faces celebrate on the way out...we are informed that Hostile Environment will feature a four-way dance featuring these teams for the next shot at the Tag Team Titles held by Youth Gone Wild.

We replay the segment from last week as Jeff G. Bailey(w/ Heavyweight Champion Se7en) met with Dan Wilson(w/ Azrael) backstage...

Taco Delgado vs. Bo Newsom(w/ Shaun Tempers): It's the infamous Small Package Challenge! The prize is up to $33.28...WOO~! Taco may not have much size but he's got heart...yeahsurewhatever. Tempers is sure to spray down Bo with Temptation For Men before the challenge...and Newsom easily pins Taco. His small package is the talk of the town~! *gunshot* At any rate, Brodie Ray Chase wants to take Bo up on his challenge...even offering to put some of his own money into the game. Tempers explains that Newsom already underwent a tough challenge on this night, so maybe another time...in the background, Taco crawls behind Tempers and Chase shoves him into ye olde schoolboy trip. Bo goes after Brodie, but the former T.V. Champ small-packages HIM and the referee makes a three-count! Don't know if that goes into the official record book, but there you have it...we're informed that Hostile Environment will feature Chase vs. Newsom in an official matchup.

Mikael Judas & Kimo vs. Heavyweight Champion Se7en & Azrael(w/ Jeff G. Bailey & Dan Wilson): The feuds are Se7en/Judas and Kimo/Azrael, so of course we start with Judas and Azrael. Johnson notes that everyone in this match was under Bailey's management at some point or another. The face team does well in the early going, but Wilson trips up Kimo to turn the tide. The commentators note the history between Bailey and Wilson as both allies and enemies in the past. Kimo takes punishment for several minutes but dropkicks Azrael out of nowhere...tag to Judas! The house is on fire and Judas nails Se7en, then practically drops Azrael on his head with the Assisted Suicide(pumphandle powerbomb). Judas throws Azrael into Se7en, chokeslams Azrael, then nails Se7en with IT'S THE BIG FOOT and dives off the top rope with a flying clotheslines as Kimo tags himself in. Kimo hits a slingshot swanton(!) on Azrael and gets a semi-anticlimatic pin...it's announced that Hostile Environment will feature a four-corner match with these competitors with the Heavyweight Title on the line!