Sunday, January 29, 2012

NWA Anarchy TV #313

Your hosts are Tim E.D. & John Johnson...more from Seasons' Beatings this week.

Steven Walters vs. Seth Delay vs. Mike Posey vs. Corey Hollis, ladder match for the T.V. Title: Hollis attacks Walters in the aisle as he makes his entrance...Posey joins the fun and Delay evens the odds. Posey is the first to go for a ladder but Delay jumps off the ring steps to dropkick the ladder back into his face! Delay and Hollis actually fight on the broadcast booth until Seth tosses Hollis down to the floor into Walters and Posey...then Delay launches a somersault dive off the table to take out all three opponents!

The ladders come into play as all four wrestlers fight in the ring...the Rave Approved teammates try to double-clothesline Walters with a ladder, but Walters ducks and Asai-moonsaults onto the ladder to take out both opponents! Posey and Hollis double-team Walters in the ring after disposing of a smaller ladder, but Seth dives off a huge ladder set up on the floor to nail both heels. Too many highlights to really call in this one...Posey and Hollis both climb the ladder and grab the belt at the same time, but neither will let it go. Walters and Delay cut them off, but all four crash down to the mat. Delay thinks he's won...confusion reigns as we figure out what's going on.

OK, no one could decide who actually came up with the belt, so they re-hang it and we're off to the races once again. Apparently Seth and Corey both had their hands on the belts as they fell...but that doesn't matter now. Posey and Hollis both climb for the belt but Walters and Delay dump them off...then they hit stereo planchas off the top rope! Delay limps back into the ring and goes for the ladder but his leg is in bad shape. Walters goes up the ladder but Seth cuts him off...and nails him with the brass knuckles! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a heel turn. Delay has all the opening in the world to climb the ladder and retrieve the belt...we have a new Television Champion!

John Johnson(w/ Ambassadors) complains about his team being left off the card...yay?

Mikael Judas vs. Se7en(w/ Jeff G. Bailey), no-holds-barred match: Judas wastes no time in blasting Se7en out of the ring with a running boot, then takes the fight to the floor. A fan lends Judas a chair...why not? Bailey teases involvement(perfectly legal in this match) but Judas sees him coming and Jeff G. backs off. They finally get back in the ring and the momentum swings a few times...Judas gains control, but takes too long to attempt El Crucifijo(wary of another fireball attack from Bailey?) and gets backdropped.

Se7en dominates for several minutes, but goes to the second rope once too often and takes a shot to the gut in mid-jump. Judas grabs a sleeperhold(!) and Se7en seems to be fading, but he powers out of the move to hit a sideslam. Bailey throws in a chair(no holds barred!) and Se7en uses it to choke out Judas. Se7en teases a chokeslam onto the set-up chair, but Judas fights out of the grip...Se7en grabs him again and Judas kicks him below the belt(no holds barred!). They trade shots until Judas finally gives him a drop-toehold to drop him on the chair. Judas bashes Se7en across the back with the chair, then sets Se7en up on the turnbuckles to put him in better position for El Crucifijo. He picks him up but THE LIGHTS GO OUT IN CORNELIA...the lights return and Lane Vasser is in the ring with Judas on his shoulders! Fireman's-carry sideways spinebuster! Se7en adds an anticlimatic elbowdrop and gets the pin after that...it looks like Vasser is the newest member of the NWA Elite! Se7en adds a post-match chokeslam and they put the boots to Judas...finally several wrestlers come out to help but the two powerhouses destroy everyone. Brodie Ray Chase comes out to restore order but Bailey and company are having none of it...they finally leave the ring and Bailey yells that all of this is on Brodie's head...

Heavyweight Champion Azrael and the Hate Junkies hype the remaining two Seasons' Beatings matches...the Junkies plan to destroy the Urban Assault Squad in their own kind of match. The Junkies also speak for Azrael, saying that he'll be adding more gold to his collection very soon.

NWA North American Champion Shaun Tempers enlightens us as well...he plans to target Pearce's surgically-repaired neck.

NWA World Champion Adam Pearce closes out the show...that match is next week.

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