WWE Royal Rumble

-Dark match: Yoshi Tatsu d. Heath Slater.
-Daniel Bryan won a triple threat cage match with The Big Show and Mark Henry to retain the World Title by escaping the cage.
-Women's Champion Beth Phoenix, Natalya Neidhart, & The Bella Twins d. Kelly K, Eve Torres, Alicia Fox, & Tamina Snuka when Beth pinned Kelly after the Glam Slam.
-John Cena fought Kane to a double countout; the brawl ended up backstage where Kane found the injured Zack Ryder and dragged him to the ring for a Tombstone. Cena tried to help but couldn't deliver the F-U and got chokeslammed.
-Brodus Clay(w/ Naomi Night & Cameron Lynn) d. Drew McIntyre with the Fall Of Humanity.
-C.M. Punk d. Dolph Ziggler(w/ Vickie Guerrero) after the second Go 2 Sleep of the match to retain the WWE Title; John Laurinaitis(I'm finally gonna try to spell out his name) made himself the outside referee but the match ending featured some shady officiating on his part with the original ref knocked down(the first ref made the decisive three-count).
-Royal Rumble!
#1 Mike Mizanin.
#2 Alex Riley...but Miz eliminates him in short order.
#3 "R-Truth" Ron Killings...he doesn't go out as easily.
#4 Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes.
#5 Justin Gabriel.
#6 Tag Team Champion Primo Colon. Miz throws out R-Truth.
#7 Mick Foley...he eliminates Primo.
#8 Ricardo Rodriguez...Foley dumps Gabriel.
#9 Santino Marella...DUELING COMEDY~! and he throws out Ricardo.
#10 Tag Team Champion Epico Colon...Foley dumps him quickly, but then Rhodes eliminates both Santino and Foley.
#11 Kofi Kingston.
#12 Jerry Lawler...he doesn't last long before Cody eliminates him.
#13 Ezekiel Jackson.
#14 Jinder Mahal.
#15 The Great Khali...he disposes of Mahal and Zeke in short order.
#16 Hunico.
#17 Booker T.
#18 Dolph Ziggler.
#19 Hacksaw Jim Duggan...however, Cody goes on a tear by eliminating Duggan, Khali, and Booker.
#20 Voldemort.
#21 Amazing Kharma(!). Booker and Lawler pull Voldemort out of the ring, thank God. Kharma eliminates Hunico only to be eliminated herself by Dolph.
#22 Sheamus O'Shaunessy...he ends Kofi's night.
#23 Road Dog.
#24 Jey Uso.
#25 U.S. Champion Jack Swagger.
#26 Wade Barrett...he throws out Road Dog.
#27 David Otunga.
#28 Randy Orton...hometown pop! Bye Jey, bye Wade.
#29 Chris Jericho...he tosses Otunga quickly.
#30 The Big Show...he cleans house, disposing of Swagger, Miz, Cody, and Dolph.

The final four are Show, Orton, Sheamus, and Jericho...Orton manages to eliminate Big Show but Jericho throws out Orton, leaving us with Sheamus and Jericho. In a surprise(to me, anyway), Sheamus throws Jericho over the top rope and then Brogue-Kicks him to the floor to win the Royal Rumble!