Your hosts are Josh Mathews and Voldemort, your ring announcer is Lilian Garcia.
Titus O'Neil vs. Darren Young, No-DQ Match: Titus takes control with a powerslam on the floor before throwing Young into the barricade, but Young catches him on re-entry with a neckbreaker on the ring apron. Young gives O'Neil a taste of his own barricade as he maintains control. Young hits the Gut Check...but only gets 2 1/2. He goes for it again and Titus pushes him off into the ropes, then nails the Clash Of The Titus on the rebound for the three-count. Titus does a post-match promo...and turns heel, trashing the show and ripping on Hornswoggle for abandoning him.
Percy Watson vs. Heath Slater: Trying to ignore the commentary, for the record. Solid matchup between the NXT alumni...Percy gets the win with the Percy-cution.
Backstage, Johnny Curtis & Maxine Perez fuss over their upcoming wedding. Curtis hits on Kaitlyn Bonin in the meantime...
Yoshi Tatsu & Trent Barreta vs. Tyler Reks & Curt Hawkins: I'm just watching, folks. Yoshi takes abuse before a hot tag to Trent...however, Hawkins stops him with a cheapshot from his cane behind the referee's back. That allows Reks to finish off Barreta with Soylent Green(IT'S PEOPLE~!).
Wedding time! Get my gun. Matt Striker decides to conduct the ceremony in an Elvis Presley getup...why not. I take a bathroom break. Derrick Bateman interrupts as expected...he has some GTV footage of Curtis "borrowing" Bateman's iPad to send the e-mail to General Manager Theodore Long. Maxine slaps Curtis in the face...so much for that wedding. Cue the brawl...Maxine lends a hand and Bateman plans Curtis with the Mantastic DDT. Bateman is ready to walk away from this...but Maxine slaps him in the face and then kisses him. Back together again...
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