WWE Raw

-World Champion Daniel Bryan d. U.S. Champion Cody Rhodes(n/t) via SMALL PACKAGE~!
-Wade Barrett d. Santino Marella with the Winds Of Change(Bossman Slam).
-Sheamus O'Shaunessy vs. Mike Mizanin never officially started as the two brawled before the bell and Miz ran away...however, "R-Truth" Ron Killings chased Miz back to the ringside area where he was met by a Brogue Kick from Sheamus.
-Dolph Ziggler(w/ Vickie Guerrero) d. WWE Champion C.M. Punk by countout; a turnbuckle pad was pulled loose when Punk held it to block a Zigzag attempt, prompting General Manager Johnn Ace to come out and make a big production out of getting the referee to fix the pad. Punk shoved Ziggler into Ace and went for the Go 2 Sleep, but Dolph escaped the move and shoved Punk away...and Ace "accidentally" pulled down the top rope, low-bridging Punk out of the ring. Punk was unable to beat the count and lost the match, but not the title. This led to Ace announcing Punk-Ziggler for the Royal Rumble...with himself as referee.
-The Bella Twins d. Kelly K & Eve Torres; Eve hit the moonsault on Nikki Bella, but Brie broke up the pin and switched with her sister behind the referee's back. That led to Brie small-packaging Eve for the three-count.
-Chris Jericho made his long-awaited return to WWE to...milk the standing ovation for several minutes before leaving. Okay...at any rate, good to see him back. You know what Jericho's never done? Win the Royal Rumble...and WWE seems to hate repeat Rumble winners these days(last person to do that was STEVE AUSTIN).
-John Cena, The Big Show, & U.S. Champion Zack Ryder d. Kane, Mark Henry, & Jack Swagger in an elimination tag match; Kane didn't come out for the match and essentially "forfeited". Show and Henry fought outside the ring for a double-DQ after Henry picked up a chair and Show PUNCHed it back into his face. Ryder nearly tapped out to Swagger's anklelock but made the tag to Cena who finished with the usual(ending in the F-U). Kane tore through the mat after the match to attack both Ryder and Cena, then tried to drag Ryder STRAAAAAIGHT TO HELLLLL(tm Vince McMahon) but Cena saved him.