Sunday, December 4, 2011

NWA Anarchy TV #305

Your hosts are Tim E.D. & John Johnson...it's Fright Night clipshow time!

Battle Royal: Wish me luck getting all the participants listed: Drew Haskins, Billy Buck, Skirra Corvus, Tommy Daniels, Jacob Ashworth, Andrew Pendleton III, Johnny Dangerous, Bobby Moore, Lane Vasser, Zach Daniels, Gil Quest, J.C. Walker, C.B. Gibson, John Skyler, Shane Hexxon, & Callie Canon(whew!). The winner challenges Shaun Tempers for the NWA North American Title, by the way. They clip the match to screw up any hope of keeping track of eliminations...Pendleton seemed to leave the match early due to injury. Early eliminations(going by the live recap) are Zach Daniels, Quest, Walker, Tommy Daniels, and Gibson. Hexxon & Canon team up to toss Dangerous but Vasser double-clotheslines both of them to the floor. Vasser powers Haskins out and then Corvus...then everyone else in the ring decides to gang up on Vasser to get him out! Lane flips out and re-enters the ring to exact some immediate vengeance until the referees(and his partner Dangerous) calm him down. Another clip causes us to miss the official elimination of Pendleton(who attempts to re-enter) as well as Ashworth, leaving us with a final three of Buck, Moore, and Skyler. The heels tease a spike piledriver but Buck catapults Skyler into Moore, sending Moore to the floor...and a Buck Wild superkick ends Skyler's night, leaving Billy Buck as the winner!

Bo Newsom vs. Anthony Henry for the Young Lions' Title: Henry has a strong showing, but Newsom hangs onto the ref to block a brainbuster attempt and uses that leverage to counter into the dreaded SMALL PACKAGE~! The three-count is academic.

Slim J & Bryan Cassanova vs. The Ambassadors(w/ John Johnson) for the Tag Team Titles: Highlights include Slim J's huge corkscrew plancha off the top rope as well as some unique double-teaming by the champions. Cassanova impressively clotheslines Jacoby Boykins to the floor but Boykins is able to break up a pin attempt on Chris Mayne. Slim J tries for a rana on Boykins but it's blocked and the Ambassadors hit their powerbomb/backcracker double-team! Cassanova is legal and Boykins plants him with a huge belly-to-belly suplex...for two. Ring announcer Brett Wolverton is on commentary with Tim E.D. at the moment, by the way...Johnson trips up Cassanova, but Slim J breaks up a double-team attempt with a missile dropkick on Mayne. That gives Cassanova the opening to deliver the TKO on Boykins for the victory to retain the Tag Titles!

Shaun Tempers vs. Billy Buck for the NWA North American Title: Tim E.D. notes that Buck's father is in attendance. Buck tries to slide between Tempers' legs and Shaun just stomps him in the back...about time someone thought of that. The champ focuses his attack on the back and Tim notes that Buck has already competed tonight while Tempers is fresh. Buck gets a rollup out of nowhere...for two. Rude Awakening is countered into a backslide...for two. O'Connor Roll gets two, Tempers' reversal gets two as well. The fight spills out of the ring as the count is made...Buck superkicks Tempers and beats the ten-count back into the ring for the win...but not the title.

Se7en calls out Mikael Judas...and we get Jeff G. Bailey in a black cape instead. Har har. Bailey gloats about Se7en ending the careers of both Judas and Brodie Ray Chase...Bailey says NO ONE can match up to his protege, which seems like a severe tempting of fate. The lights dim and Judas' music plays again...this time he DOES make his entrance! Judas dives into the ring but is cut off quickly by Se7en...only for Judas to return fire in a major way. This isn't an official match, of course...Bailey enters the ring looking to deliver another fireball but Judas puts a stop to that, then stops Se7en's chokeslam attempt and BOOTs him out of the ring!

Steven Walters vs. Seth Delay vs. Adrian Hawkins, no-countout-no-DQ match for the T.V. Title: Since this is the Television Championship, we see this match in its entirety. The faces clear the ring and it looks like we'll get a posedown, but only one man can win and Seth nearly surprises Walters with an O'Connor Roll for a near-fall. Hawkins re-enters the matchup and backdrops Delay over the top rope onto Walters, then introduces Seth to the ringpost rather painfully. Hawkins tries to work on Delay in the ring while keeping Walters on the floor, but the champ gets back into things. The commentators try to insinuate ulterior motives on Delay's part...well yeah, he wants to win the title. Hawkins blocks an aerial move by Delay to hook the Sharpshooter, then Walters tries to break it up only to nearly be locked in the hold himself. Seth reinserts himself into the proceedings with a Kool Krusher on Hawkins, leaving to a flaring of tempers between Walters and Delay. The two trade near-falls until mutual clotheslines leave both men down...and Hawkins brings in the title belt(no DQ!). Seth avoids the BELT shot and plants Hawkins with the Overnight Sensation(cradle DDT)...the belt is still in the ring and Seth picks it up. It's perfectly legal in this situation, but he still throws it aside. Noble gesture, but it costs him the match as Walters hits the Codebreaker on Delay for the three-count to retain the belt.

Kimo & The Urban Assault Squad vs. Heavyweight Champion Azrael & The Hate Junkies(w/ Dan Wilson), Wargames Cage Match: We cut to the closing minutes with all six men in the ring...Kimo delivers an impressive guillotine legdrop off the top rope onto Stryknyn. Dany Only uses Azrael's title belt to his advantage to brutalize the opposing team...then Azrael and Only boost Shadow up for Stryknyn to deliver a modified Doomsday Device! We don't see the finish(Kimo reportedly made Stryknyn submit), but the damage has been done as both Kimo and Nemesis are badly injured in the wake of the violent matchup...Kimo is stretchered out of the arena.

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